Out-joked
Everyone must know a joker––
plotter, trickster, laugh-provoker
who doesn’t know quite when to stop.
Who needs, in fact, a humor cop
to tell him when he’s done enough––
pulled his ultimate ruse or bluff.
The dribble glass, the rubber poop
placed upon your house’s stoop?
Definitely adolescent
if not actually prepubescent.
Yet still this buffoon thinks he’s funny.
With lists of jokes, he’s over-punny.
Every occasion, every rumor
is met by him with off-base humor.
It’s his role to create sensation
in the most serious conversation.
Exploding cigars, salty gum,
whoopee cushions ‘neath your bum.
No matter how you beg this friend
to bring these antics to their end,
he never seems to listen to
what he’s requested to “not” do.
so when he streaked my garden party,
elegant, refined and arty,
he finally found himself undone
when he’d half-completed his naked run.
Dear friend, when you chose where you stepped,
you should have veered or should have leapt.
When he replaced your rubber poo,
my dog just pulled a joke on you!
The prompt today is “Joke.”
You are in good form.
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Haha! That’s a good one – love it 🙂
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hehehe!
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Morrie looks like Gibbs’ identical twin! Separated at birth? Seriously, he really looks EXACTLY like Gibbs.
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You never sent a pic of Bonnie and Gibbs after their recent groomings!
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Morrie appears to be both amused and proud.
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or completely innocent!
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Approved the quirky smirky tricky doggy . Not to mention the “spot-on” rhyme. Thank you both for a very good time. Can I please come to your next party? The entertainment seems sublime. Justice served – as deserved. Not to mention, also FUNNY!
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Yes, Glen. We’ll clean up the yard first as I know you are no jokester.
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Beautiful and lovely…..:)
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that’s good and very clever!
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Clever of me or Morrie???
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hhgk
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Must admit I don’t know what hhgk means. I’m so out of it!!!
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