Notorious Begins with “Not”
Though I’d love to be more notable
for poems that are more quotable,
I’d find it far less glorious
to simply be notorious.
I’m in no sexy videos.
No married presidents for beaus.
I have no shocking tales to tell
of hobnobbing with the cartel.
I haven’t knocked off any banks,
or perpetrated major pranks.
I leave my bosoms in my blouse.
I’ve never “offed” my folks or spouse.
I simply have no talent for
larceny or sin or gore.
So even if I yearned to be
notorious—it’s just not me!
“Notorious” is today’s prompt.
(The featured photo is of Bonnie and Clyde, perhaps the most notorious female/male bank robber team of all time. All photos borrowed from the internet)