The Spring Cold Blues
While I should be off-to-sleeping,
instead I’m coughing, sneezing, seeping.
My poor throat is scraped and raw
and herb tea sipped at through a straw
doesn’t seem to help at all.
Tissues rolled up in a ball
litter the table and the floor.
I cough, then blow, then cough some more.
I sweat and shiver and sweat in turn.
Sometimes I chill. Sometimes I burn.
I can’t lie down lest I should cough.
Propped up on pillows, I fall off,
knock tea to floor and break the cup.
No energy to mop it up.
So, with my head still in a fog,
I sit up straight and write this blog.
If I were horse or sheep or cow,
I’d know the secret of just how
I could sleep while still erect,
but since I’m not, I still elect
to sleep while prone whenever I can.
Tonight, it seems, that’s not the plan.
Hey! Just realized this is my 4,000th posting!!!
So sorry. Hope you feel better soon.
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Thanks, Jacqueline. What are you doing up so late, or is it early where you are?
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Hope you’re feeling better, soon! 😷
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Take care, and feel better soon!
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4000! Wow, congratulations!
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One more time – feel better! Congratulations on 4,000 posts!
P.S.A cup of vodka mixed with a teaspoon of hot pepper works magic.
P.P.S. Russian cup = 1.5 American cup.
Bottoms up!
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by hot pepper do you mean tabasco sauce or powdered chili or other?
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As we didn’t have liquid hot sauces tabasco style in Russia, a tablespoon would mean either powdered or paste-like (adjika). Warning: I nave never tried it, but I did try another authentic Russian remedy: swallow a tablespoon of butter, drink up a glass of vodka, then follow with a second tablespoon of butter. Knocked me down dead, but in the morning I was as good as new and was able to play a final recital. Things we do in college!
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Ha!! I love that all your cures involve vodka! Went to dr. today and found my lungs are both filling with water.. why I can’t lie down and why I have absolutely no energy. This is the first time in four years I haven’t done a new blog. Sitting up helps with the breathing but then I can’t sleep. Longing for sleep. xo
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Isn’t it better to fill your glass with vodka, as opposed to filling your lungs with water?
I know what you’re going through – terrible! Speedy recovery to you, dear friend!
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4,000!!!!???? Wow! Feel better huh? You are “on a roll.”
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