Five Finger Exercise
One finger isn’t typing, though I know that’s what it’s for.
It’s just that I can’t use it since I slammed it in the door.
It sliced it very neatly , not quite down to the bone,
The bleeding was profuse. I called my neighbor on the phone.
He drove me to the clinic where they stitched my finger closed.
Yes, needles in your finger hurt as much as you’ve supposed.
So now I type one-handed with my left hand in the air,
for it was the doctor who said to hold it there,
one finger pointing up as though calling for a cab,
That’s why I won’t be using it to poke or type or dab!
If any friends had come into my house while I was gone, they would have thought I’d been murdered or at the least stabbed and abducted, as there was a trail of blood from the sharp metal door to the kitchen. Very obvious against the off-white tile. I’ll spare you the photos.
Wince! A hard piece to “Like” but you know what I mean.
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Hope you heal up quickly. Fantastic poem!
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Ouch!!!
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Hope it recovers soon. A finger that is out of action seems to affect so many things.
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Hope for a quick recovery…
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You have a point. It could be worse. Sending healing your way.
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feel better soon. Could have be its neighbor to the left and you’d be giving the finger to the world.
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I know.. I thought the same thing.
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I’m glad you will be fine after that needle stick.
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Ouch! Sorry to hear but glad you had medical available to fix you up. Now the patience test kicks in… 🙂 Heal quickly!
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Thanks, Debbie–and I have a perfect excuse for typos, right?
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Most definitely! 🙂
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On a positive note, your manicure looks terrific. Hope you heal quickly.
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ha
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Oh no! Sorry this happened to you. Hope it heals quickly.
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oh my.. I hope it heals quick. One finger typing is a challenge!
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Ouch! I feel your pain! … but it was inspiration for today’s clever poem 🙂
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It must be hard to play the piano and the violin now also. And pull up the underwear. Great poem.
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Ha.. no problem with the piano and the violin. As for the underwear….
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Ahhhh, so sorry to hear this. Haiku is a solution…
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Very Sweet, I’m smiling Thanks, Claudia
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Oh Judy, I am so sorry to hear – and see! – that! I remember how painful it is from the time I stuck my middle finger into a garbage disposal. At the time, I was teaching at a catholic university, and for a month I had to show the nuns my neatly bandaged MIDDLE FINGER. As you said, you have to hold it up!
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