Unseen Forces
A sneeze is how a poltergeist gets outside of you.
At night a different stinky elf sleeps inside each shoe.
Every creaking rafter supports a different ghost,
and it’s little gremlins who make you burn the toast.
Each night those tricky fairies put snarls in your hair,
while pixies in your sock drawer unsort every pair.
Midnight curtain billows are caused by banshee whistles.
Vampires use your toothbrush and put cooties in its bristles.
Truths all come in singles. It’s lies that come in pairs.
That’s a zombie, not a teenager, sneaking up the stairs.
Your words bring out the imagination used when facing mishaps of every day.
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fantastic fun and lovely couplet rhymes – “Truths all come in singles. It’s lies that come in pairs.” – favourite line
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Guess that could be an entire poem, Laura…
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I love the way your mind works!!
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Thanks, Christine. I have an idea it is because that is how your mind works as well.
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You’re probably right Judy! Lol. I love ancestry.com and have a detailed history. I also imagined that all my toys came to life at night when I was a child. (Toy Story) 😊
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Oh that explains so much! 😀
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And that’s why they call those tiny knots in long hair “pixie knots.” I always had an image of tiny pixies laughing hysterically as they tied my hair into millions of tiny knots. When my hair was that long, I had to braid it all the time, even when I slept.
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Really? I’d never heard that. Love what I learn on other people’s blogs.
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Reblogged this on Serendipity – Seeking Intelligent Life on Earth and commented:
This explains EVERYTHING. Watch out for the pixies in your hair!
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Ha. Thanks, Marilyn.
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I knew it had to be those little critter who bring misery to us…
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Yep. People are just too “sophisticated” and educated to admit it.
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This must be read aloud – the joy will infect everyone within earshot! Adorably divine!
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Ha.. thanks. I keep thinking I’ll record some poems on audio and never do.
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Nice sound. I like the last stanza and this line in it: “Truths all come in singles. It’s lies that come in pairs.”
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I am absolutely laughing out loud!!! Thank you for brightening my day….smiling here…no actually, a huge grin! 🙂 I think shall send this poem to my grand daughter — we share poems a lot. I will of course list you as the author. LOVE it!
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Thanks.. love to hear people are sharing my poems. Hope she enjoys it as well.
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Wonderful. I love it when people use folklore in their poems and you have done so with wit and brevity.
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Thanks, m.j. I have another one about fairies you might like. Not quite so brief, though.
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I agree with Lil, absolutely fun. and the Truths as singlets, lies in pairs bit… that is too funny and wickedly spiraling recursive in a poem composed of couplets – you are winking at us there. I think that zombies and teenagers are usually the same thing though. Fun!!
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Thanks Lona. Fun retort!
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I laughed through this entire poem, thanks for posting! Stinky elves!
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