Witches’ Brew
Stir the cauldron, stir it well
until its contents start to jell.
Don’t have a look or you will shiver
over gnat eyes, bat wings, liver.
A witch’s curse and zombie’s howl
season this concoction foul.
Want to have a little sip?
Bring close your tongue. Thrust out your lip
toward this putrid, icky treasure.
Here’s a spoonful for your pleasure.
Now that you’ve had a little dose,
don’t look so startled and morose.
Such behavior’s never seen
in witches’ houses on Halloween.
Put away your groans and pouts.
It’s not as bad as brussels sprouts!!!
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The punch line kills! I feel the same way about brussels sprouts. Who is the witch on picture?
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A little girl who came trick and treating in Mexico…
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Cute!
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Not a very scary zombie…
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But a very cute one
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I like brussel sprouts. =) Good luck!
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Ha. Wanted to make it a true horror story for kids!! (To be truthful, I like them….)
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I try to hide from Halloween — it truly is almost as bad for me as brussels sprouts
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As much as I hate scary movies, I love Halloween. Love going to the door to see the costumes.
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Halloween has not been a happy celebration for me — I hated it as a kid, and as an adult I make an attempt either to be with other people or doing away-from-home activities such as going to a movie, etc.
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What movie are you going to see this year?
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Would you believe I don’t even know yet what’s showing. I may just go out to supper and come home to read in my living room, where lights can’t be seen from outdoors.
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The first year I was alone, in the mid-60’s, I saw Sydney Poitier’s A Patch of Blue, a low-budget movie on racial attitudes. Even then, I sat in the car and sobbed before I could drive home!
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I remember seeing that movie. Was it partially the movie that made you cry or just the prospect of Halloween?
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It was a combination of things — the movie itself, in which the judge made a decision he didn’t like, banged down the gavel, and left the room, all in one motion; my own recently completed divorce, and the oddness at the time of being alone; Halloween itself — all combined to intensify the movie and its message.
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Sorry I dredged up sad memories. I should learn when to stop asking questions. xo
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Good heavens — no need for apology! That was just one of my Halloween stories, and the others are no better — one Halloween in Hawaii I had gone home from work. I was spending the evening with a co-worker — I was to pick her up after work and go to her house. When I was ready to leave my home, I found a termination letter under my apartment door (that’s another story in itself). That story became known among my colleagues as the “Halloween Massacre!” There seems to be something about Halloween ~ ~ ~ It’s the only day of the year that I don’t like to be alone, but I’ve learned to hide pretty successfully, and can deal with it that way! 🙂
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Can’t hit “like” on that one. If I were nearer I’d come ply you with margaritas.
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Hmmm — a margarita sounds good this evening! I seem to be in a story-telling mood these days — people have told me I should write a book of all my memories like those above!
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Great finale
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Thanks, Derrick. What are your thoughts on brussels sprouts?
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I love them 🙂
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Cute… and I don’t mind sprouts! I wonder what the potion tastes like!
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You don’t want to know, Sarah.
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Yea for brussel sprouts. Good luck.
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Love the ending, although I like Brussels sprouts! Good luck!
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I do, too, Nancy.
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Oh, my goodness, Judy! I’ll take your word for it, but I think I might prefer Brussel sprouts to THAT concoction!!! 🙂 Thanks for joining in the Halloweensie fun!
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Ha. I don’t recommend the witches’ brew but must admit that I like brussels sprouts.
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