The Perfectionist
Change not a hair of thy fair head if it be for me.
I like you just as you are now from pate to chin to knee.
Your shins, though, are too shinny. Your ankles too well-turned.
Your heels? Shockingly callused. Consider yourself spurned.
For the dVerse Poets Quadrille Challenge.
Ha! Love the turn this took! Too fun!
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Sometimes people are just too obsessed about changing what’s already working.
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Like those shins and heels!!!
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Oh my, ‘your shins are too shinny’, that made me cackle.
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You know these perfectionists. They gotta find something to find fault with!
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I supposed your right.
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Sometimes it’s better to be spurned. You’re never going to be good enough for this one.
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That turn in the third line is perfect!
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Thanks, Linda..An ironic statement if I ever heard one, given my title.. Ha.
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Irony is my specialty. 😉
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So I take it you curse perma press???
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I love the segue from irony to permanent press! Thanks for the smile!
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;o)
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Whomever the speaker is, they deserve a kick in the pants. “shinny” is a great nonsense word.
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I was sure someone would think I had misspelled shiny, but so far, everyone got it. Clever bunch!
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Thank ÿou for not mentioning my toes…. 😉
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Ha. Nor mine. A dr. ruined their perfection a few years ago. Curse him!!
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This made laugh…such fun to read!!!
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Great expectations indeed! Very hard to meet the demands of perfection and measure up! Well done!
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Thanks, RP
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One can’t please everyone. Nice sound.
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Thanks, Frank.
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Ha! Wonderful humor in this…pobody’s nerfect 🙂
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Thanks, Lynn.
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Loved this
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This made me smile 🙂 nobody is perfect! ❤️ Lovely poem!
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My dad, daughter and husband are perfectionists. I am not. Is this a poem?
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Not a perfect one, but it is a poem! ;o)
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