Biker Wedding
Though I’m just your uncle and backward at that,
I’m exceedingly fond of my sister’s sweet brat.
I hear there’s a biker you’re eager to wed
and though I’d suggest a nice banker instead,
I’m here not to alienate, but advise
(since I am your kin who’s most apt to be wise.)
Instead of a veil you’ll be wearing your patches
and learning his lingo by listening to snatches
of biker bar gossip and those conversations
spawned over road talk and major libations.
You’ll be in your flannels and Kevlar-lined denim
(I’m sure that no bride ever looked better in ’em.)
You’ll whisper “I do” and then exchange your patches
before you head out for a ride down to Natchez.
But, first things being first, you have asked me to aid
in getting your wedding invitations made.
I’ve checked out your spelling. The words are all fine.
Only the printing may be out of line.
Though responsible service may not be impossible,
are you quite sure that leather is embossable?
Prompt words today are uncle, alienate, backward, responsible and service.
Hmm — I think that “silly poems” is the perfect category for this one!
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I didn’t know this had posted, Janet. I was still working on the formatting and photo!!!
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Oops! But I couldn’t have told you that!
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Good. It looked okay? I was changing the photo. I loved the one I took of the skeleton on a bike in Patzcuaro a few years ago, but didn’t seem appropriate for a wedding..
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You’re probably right, and the new one is excellent — but for a biker wedding, the skeleton was fine, too!
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I know. I love that photo. Should I put it back? Trust your judgment.
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The skeleton gave a better impression that there was a person involved. But it’s your call!
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yes.. I had the same thought, Janet..But what magnificent leathers on the second! And gave credence to the possibility they”d sent out a leather invitation. It usually takes me as long to find the right photograph/photographs as to write the poem…and this is a great illustration of why, and not just my call. I always appreciate input. Perhaps it needs both photos–the one you like at the beginning and the one I chose at the end to represent the “leathers.” Compromise. And I do agree re/ the first photo better representing a person being involved.
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Perfect — Both photos fit the poem, and that’s a great way to end it, too!
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I’m emailing you Bob’s Fish poem. Would you believe he has 8 chapbooks and I finally found it in the 8th I looked at. I had about given up.
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You and Forgottenman combined carry a lot of weight in my mind!
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Thank you so much for going through all 8 books and finding the poem — it’s wonderful ❤ !!!
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They were just little chapbooks..It wasn’t that hard!
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Okay, Janet. Have a look now. You can’t say I don’t listen!!!
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I vote for the original biker photo as well, but the poem stands on its own either way.
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And, see how I listen to you two? Have another look.
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Cool poem Judy. You’re very knowledgeable about the bikers world.
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Ha.. I had to do research, Sadje. Glad I was convincing.
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Very convincing. 👍👍👍
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Great fun
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Simply perfect!
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Delightful — reblogged from https://judydykstrabrown.com/2020/06/12/biker-wedding/
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