Lack of Willpower During the Coronavirus Sequestering:
My First Two Excuses
I’ ve run out of storage for all the provender
I bought in advance, thinking chances were slender
that in a month there’d be staples enough.
I thought that the going was going to get tough.
So with my freezer full and no cupboard space free,
the only place left to store food in is me.
I forage on fudge and I’m gorging on chips—
storing them here on my waist and my hips.
Please come to my rescue. I’m tortured by guilt.
Last year at this time I was pleasantly built,
but this forced isolation obliterates “no”
as an answer to chocolate and cookie dough.
You may be amused by my failure at coping,
but I am not drinking and I am not doping.
It isn’t my fault. I’m a victim of fate.
It’s my body that’s yearning to assimilate
cookies and candies and pastas and pies.
It’s my body’s fault that I’ve grown a size.
With no one to stop me, I’ve just given in.
I guess you’d describe me as formerly thin!
Words for the day are rescue, torture, obliterate, assimilate and amused.
Haha
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I went the other way, eating only fruits and vegetables and lost weight, maybe a little too much. Now,I have to put on a couple of pounds.
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And you wonder why people don’t like you!!! ;o)
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I had to reblog this!😄
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Oh damn.. now the whole world will know!!! ;o)
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My granddaughter was coming by and I asked her to bring some KFC that I have been craving for three years. I only buy skinless boneless breasts and bake them, so I finally succumbed to temptation.😳🙄😄
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Confession is in the air.
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I don’t have any idea why the whole thing was not printed out. I used the reblog button on the reader. Everything’s been a little screwy lately, jumping around, etc. Think the virus attacks electronics?😃
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It worked the way reblogs always go.. they give just the beginning and then a link to the original blog to continue reading. You did it right.
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Ok, that’s new to me. Thanks!
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Haha! Formally thin is so apt a description! 😛😂
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And even that was a lie, Sadje!!! I haven’t been thin for 8 years or so.
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Our house looks like that too! Except every night, I’m missing the ONE thing I need. Is this another Murphy’s Law? I think I’m the same weight I was, but I can’t really eat very much even if I want to.
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My appetite has shrunk as well, but I haven’t.. I don’t think. Helps to get out of the house.. studio or back yard where there is no food.
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But where’s the stacks of toilet paper 😀 😀
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There never were more stacks than usual. I’d just gotten a big pack from Costco before the scare..That was plenty. Who ever thought we’d be asking each other about toilet paper? The world continues to astound.
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I know. It was such a stupid thing in Australia 😅
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In the States, too. So weird that that would be the first thing people would think of!
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I’ve actually lost weight — no more eating dinners out every night! I get a well-balanced meal, but spread out over the day, so never much at one sitting! I still could lose some more, so cooking for myself isn’t a bad way to do it!
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I had to work from work on Monday and my work clothes were a little tight…I think there might be something wrong with my washing machine 😂
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Okay, That’s excuse number 3.
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Very funny, Judy!
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Sigh..Not completely fiction.
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As the Russians say, we are all in the same submarine, and there is no way to get out.
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Very good, Judy. At first I thought the photo was my fridge and pantry; very similar and I baked cookies today and ate cookie dough and bought stuff to make a mixed berry pie. Yearning for something special or dramatic to offset the humdrum of sameness.
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I’ve had ingredients to bake cookies for two months and too lazy to bake them. Finally ate the chocolate chips.
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I generally wear (elasticated waist) lounge pants around the house, and only put my jeans on the once or twice per week when we go out shopping. For some reason, those jeans are getting gradually smaller!
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I won’t tell you what I wear or don’t wear, but it is even less encumbering than lounge pants.
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So cute, so relatable!
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Thanks, Tiffany. Glad you enjoyed it.
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Your humor really comes through on this one. I’m sure many can relate.
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