The US Postal Service was ordered by the President to create a new first class stamp featuring a picture of President Trump, but the new stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President who demanded a full investigation. After weeks of testing costing nearly two million dollars of taxpayer’s money, a special Presidential commission presented the following finding:
1. The stamp is in perfect order.
2. There is nothing wrong with the adhesive.
3. People are spitting on the wrong side.
A friend sent me this information. Sorry, I don’t know the source. Do you suppose it could be fake news? ;o)
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Whatever the source, this is hilarious
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Hilarious. Even at $2mill
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Luckily the 2 mill is fake news which should console him a bit.
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Hahaha!!!
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This made me smile. Thanks, Judy. I needed that.
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Ah, the man we mutually love to hate!!
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Yep sounds fake to me 😂
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Hahaha!
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Very funny, although young people who don’t remember when we had to actually lick/add spit to stamps might not get it at first:)
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Oh that is right!
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We used to tell this joke about Brezhnev. All jokes are born in Odessa!
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Yes, well we’ve had a good deal of Russian interaction under Trump, I’d say.
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True that…
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Someone pointed out to me that this joke only works with people of a certain age as stamps are now peel and stick. No need to lick or spit!!! Kids won’t get it.
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