Dog Smarts
My dog is a rapscallion, ingenious and quick.
I rarely have an ice cream where he doesn’t steal a lick.
Every time I think that It’s not happening this time,
he gets the better of me with his little mime.
First he feigns indifference so I’m caught off my guard,
and then in a mere second, he’s running through the yard,
my cone extending from his jaws as though he is a bird.
So rapid that to try to run and catch him is absurd.
But in my desperation, I do so anyway.
I aimed to teach a lesson that crime doesn’t pay,
so I bought another cone–my second one today,
and took him on a walk with me, licking all the way.
I wouldn’t look the other way. I wouldn’t get distracted.
The seizure of my ice cream cone would not be reenacted!
It was my dog who got distracted by a small dog with a bone.
By the time that I caught up with him, the other dog lay prone
with my dog above him, thinking that he alone
should have it, so you guessed it, I offered him my cone!
And so my efforts foiled again, I resorted to barter,
demonstrating once again, my canine friend is smarter.
Prompt words today are rapscallion, ingenious, desperation and rapid.
Ha ha ! That’s a wonderful poem 👍🤝
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Love this poem..my doggie is smarter than me.lol
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Very clever doggie.
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Ha ha, well done and so true~!
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I love it! Yes, they are indeed very intelligent, and crafty! 😉
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I really miss our scotties.
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Aw. I’ll give Morrie a couple of extra rubs on you.
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I remember that little bugger…
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Ha. Were you there when he went up the spiral staircase and ate the chocolate out of the valentines basket I made for Pat?
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Gotta love a terrier!!!!!
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This Ms. D agrees.
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