Here are the Fibbing Friday questions for this week:
1. What is rolling stock? Cattle after they’ve been loaded onto train cars and the train is in motion.
2. What is a rolling deck ? A convenient place for rolling doobies on your lap during a poker game.
3. What is role play ? When actors mess around instead of learning their lines.
4. What is ‘on a roll? Caraway or sesame seeds, unless it’s a cinnamon roll, in which case it would be frosting.
5. What does a rolling stone gather? Carsick groupies.
6. What is a rolling boil? Whole crab served on a train.
7. What is a rolling pin? A really bad bowling score.
8. What is a steam roller? A passé method of curling one’s hair.
9. What is a roller coaster? A round disk meant to be placed under your drink that has been positioned vertically rather than horizontally.
10. What is a roller skate? A beached fish.
Who’s on a roll?!
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Number five really cracked me up.
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Fun. Here are a few sausage rolls: https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=cumberland+sausage&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1169&bih=729&ei=69GhYZ-0FaGDjLsP2a2wkAI&iflsig=ALs-wAMAAAAAYaHf-3hknW8oG20tV3agH9UHWoEMqMTq&oq=Cumb&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQARgBMggIABCABBCxAzIFCAAQgAQyBQgAEIAEMgUIABCABDIICAAQgAQQsQMyBQgAEIAEMgUIABCABDIFCAAQgAQyBQgAEIAEMgUIABCABDoECAAQAzoICAAQsQMQgwE6CwgAEIAEELEDEIMBUABYkxlgmDFoAHAAeACAATiIAdUBkgEBNJgBAKABAaoBC2d3cy13aXotaW1n&sclient=img
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Whew!!! More than a few, I’d say. I loved sausage rolls in Australia, which included a bread coating. I guess the closest thing to them would be corndogs in the states and just saying it makes me want one.
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🙂
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Fun answers. Loved 9! Thanks for joining in.
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You made me smile with these! :>)
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