Chocolate chip is best, but I’m amenable to berry
when we hit the ice cream aisle at the cash and carry.
Afterwards, we’ll both lie low until the carton’s finished,
for if we share our ice cream stash, it is too soon diminished.
But somehow when we’ve paid a visit to the frozen section,
it never seems to escape our neighbor’s keen detection.
Instant company always comes knocking at our door
when we get back home again to where we were before
So if you’re not prone to sharing , I really must advise,
that if you’re bearing ice cream, it’s best done in disguise.