The NaPoWriMo prompt today is to write a poem
that takes the form of a warning label for yourself!
The human female in this room
cannot abide the dreaded fume
of any type of floral bloom,
so if you slather on perfume,
it is for sure—you must assume
you chance occasioning her rheum.
Enter and face your certain doom!!!
For further information on how much I abhor floral scents, go HERE.
For NaPoWriMo 2018, day 25. image borrowed from internet .

Love it — and last year’s too! Somehow the scent of real flowers works, even indoors, while the same scents in other forms doesn’t at all!
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Same with me, although I can’t take jasmine or roses.
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Lightly scented roses are a favorite of mine, as is ginger. I can’t take jasmine either — it’s just too strong!
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I’m with you – need a t-shirt with this on it.
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My daughter is severely allergic to artificial fumes of any kind. We went to a restaurant last year and a lady close to us reeked of perfume. We had already ordered and had to have the food doggy bagged so we could leave. Haven’t been to a restaurant since. All government buildings and schools here have signs saying that they are scent-free zones, but not restaurants. 😦
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I’m not a danger to you then.
Mine is a bit more…
…
…harsh.
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