When a certain fella has had a drink or two or three, he’s bound to wink at the little lady dressed in pink. Her drink’s cubes give a subtle clink as she decides what she might think. Is he a stud or just a fink?
His clothes are sort of rinky-dink, yet her long lashes, swathed in ink, flutter in a come-on blink. One fingernail is seen to sink into her glass. He’s at the brink of coming over to seal the link. She checks her breath. It doesn’t stink. She reaches down and dons her mink. But then he stops and seems to shrink. In this sure deal there seems a chink. It’s clear that when she deigned to flirt, she missed the writing on his shirt. “Be kind to animals,” it said, “Who’d be caught wearing something dead?”
That your girlish form is rather cute is not a fact we would dispute; and though you’re held in good repute, yet every male’s lack of pursuit from callow youth to crusty coot is a subject that is moot. The men would be more resolute— more determined to press their suit— if only you were less hirsute!
Two things of value that are fleeting–– life and love both set hearts beating. Both sadly lost by types of cheating: one by libido overheating, the other just by unwise eating. Once over, though, both bear repeating.
We were small fry in a grown up world, our dresses starched, our hair tight-curled on a candlestick by mothers who scrubbed the faces of small brothers with fingers they had spit upon to purge the dirt they’d lit upon.
We had no choice in any of this. Nor in the neighbor lady’s kiss. Sour and moldy though she might smell, we pretended we loved it well. So went the life in days gone by so long as you were just small fry.
Now children pose for selfies and diss the thought of an old lady’s kiss. They refuse to run through traces. Don’t allow spit-scrubbed-at faces. Skirts go unstarched, hair goes uncurled now that children rule the world!
They joked about their names. His name was Johnnie, she was Frankie. It’s true that she was beautiful, he handsome, tall and lanky. He was a genteel southern boy, while she was born a yankee. Every time she looked at him, her heart went a bit wanky, but the slowness of his courtship rites was making her most cranky.
For though she appeared shy, at heart she was a trifle skanky. As he contemplated holding hands, she dreamed of hanky panky!