Category Archives: Humor

“Elbowing,” for The Three Things Challenge.

Elbowing
One thing about your elbow,
in fact it’s true of each,
Is that by extending them,
you improve your reach.

In fact it’s true of elbows
that each one you entrust
to be fully unfurled
is bound to up your thrust!

Words for the Three Things Challenge are: EACH ELBOW ENTRUST

Another Friday–More Fibs!!!!

                         “The Good Life”––Illustration thanks to AI

For Fibbing Friday, this week’s task-at-hand is:

Time for a laugh. These were all popular comedy shows. If you didn’t know, what do you think they were about?

1. Bless this House. The adventures of an Exorcist
2. The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Prince Harry and Meghan move from Montecito to West L.A.
3. Diff’rent Strokes. Golf tales about bad golfers.
4. Porridge. Barroom stories told by a bartender
5. Only Fools and Horses. Comedy about rodeo clowns
6. Happy Days. The Pre-Trump years
7. The Golden Girls. The foibles of spoiled rich girls at an expensive girls’ academy, or the retitling of The Kardashians.
8. The Good Life. Life in a convent
9. M.A.S.H. Serial depicting life in America after Trump..The initials stand for “Make America Survive Him!!!!
10 . Cheers. A Seventies high school Cheerleading squad.

Another Friday and More Fibs!!!!

 

 

The task at hand for Fibbing Friday is: film quotes this week, but who else could have said them? Mainly, the Father of fibs!!!! Read below.

1. I have a head for business and a bod for sin. Donald Trump
2. Wax on, wax off. Madame Tussaud
3. I’ll have what she’s having. Marla Maples, pointing at Ivana Trump, then Melania Trump pointing at Ivana.
4. Please sir, I want some more. Donald Trump to Elon Musk
5. You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth! Fox News
6. I have got to get me one of these! Donald Trump to Jeffrey Epstein.
7. Stupid is as stupid does. Donald Trump
8. No-one puts Baby in a corner. Melania Trump
9. Adventure is out there! Elon Musk
10. I’m having an old friend for dinner. Jeffrey Dahmler

For Fibbing Friday

This is What’s What this week for Fibbing Friday,:

1. What is suduku? A university for mallards.
2. What is a vagabond? A close tie between a citizen of Georgia and a citizen of Virginia.
3. What is an anagram? The mother of Anna’s mother.
4. What is cribbage? the state of being too young to sleep in a bed.
5. What is protocol? How someone who approves of burning fossil fuels votes.
6. What is subterfuge? A bomb shelter built under grass-covered dirt.
7. What is rummy? Me, for most of my 20’s.
8. What is a grammy? Grampy’s wife.
9. What is an archive? An arch-shaped home for bees.
10. What is infamy? You, when you are at home with your folks and siblings.

Photo done with aid from AI

Ode to Sugar, for the Ragtag Daily Prompt

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Ode to Sugar

Hey, Sugar Sugar, you’re the one for me.
I enjoy each calorie.
Smooth or frozen with chocolate on top,
washed down with a glass of pop.
Pile on the sprinkles and roll in nuts.
You’re the best, no ands or buts.
My little Sugar is smooth and dreamy.
My little Sugar chewy, creamy.

Shortbread, brownies, chocolate chip––
in my coffee, I like to dip.
But cheesecake, pie––other forms of sin––
I put on the table and dive right in.
Swim to the middle with my teeth,
see what there can be beneath
the icing or cream or chocolate sauce.
When dessert arrives, Sugar’s the boss.

Hey Sugar, Sugar, you’re the one
in snow or rain or blistering sun.
I don’t care if you’re hot or cold.
Baked Alaska is great, I’m told,
but I also like a big old cone
just piled with ice cream, all alone.
Don’t touch my Sugar, don’t you dare!!!
When it comes to Sugar, I don’t share!!!

The prompt for Ragtag Daily Prompt is “Calorie.”

“Damsels in Distress” for Word of the Day Challenge

Damsels in Distress

Each myth, legend or fairytale
from “once upon” to “fare thee well”
shares some elements of story
be they sad, uplifting, gory.

Always a damsel in distress—
Rumplestiltskin’s name to guess,
straw to spin out into gold,
or another story to be told.

Too much sleep may be her curse,
ugly stepsisters, or worse:
murder, treason, sloth and pox
emptied from Pandora’s box.

These troubles spread from near to far––
one solved by wishing on a star,
then Zeus forgave Pandora’s shame
and the imp revealed his own strange name.

But the other women described above
were saved by cleverness or love.
Scheherazade escaped the hearse
with stories, legends, tales and verse.

Cinderella rose from hearth and ashes
and Sleeping Beauty opened lashes­­––
both maids saved by daring-do:
one by a kiss, one by a shoe.

So whatever might have been their fate:
loss of child or murderous mate,
wipe tears and fears away with laughter.
They all lived happily ever after.

 

The Word of the Day Challenge prompt word is Stress. Image generated with the use of AI.

For Fibbing Friday, Apr 10, 2026

For Fibbing Friday, Apr 10, 2026 the task is: What Fibs or Wannabees can you come with for these ‘Heroes’ ?

1. Who were the Dynamic Duo? Sonny Bono and Cher.
2. Who was Peter Parker? Peter Lawford’s Chauffeur.
3. Who was Diana Prince? Charles III
4. Who were The Fantastic Four? Groucho’s brothers: Chico  Harpo , Gummo & Zeppo 
5. Who was Robert Bruce Banner? An actor, a singer and a flag.
6. Who was Linda Lang? The prettiest Lang sister.
7. Who was Selina Kyle? A woman in the 11th aisle up from the stage. 
8. Who was Kent Allard? His brother, his cousin and his uncle.
9. Who was Cliff Secord? The lowest and thickest string on his guitar. 
10. Who was Matt Murdoch? The man my home town was named after. (Murdo, South Dakota)

Last-Minute Menu Changes

Last-Minute Menu Changes

My ravenous cats lurk up on the roof
while my dogs all remind me in language of woof
that they’re hollow with hunger and rattled by need
of kibble and catfood to fulfill their greed
for something to fill up space found in their tummies:
chicken or beef or those jerky stick yummies.
Now the dogs rush the door in their need to be seen,
push open the glass door  and rattle the screen.
With a flicker of tail, they crash once and again
into the door screen ’til they have slipped in,
and both dogs and cats leap onto my bed,
shaming their mom, whose face has turned red
with embarrassment over the fact she forgot
to go shopping for food for the whole furry lot!
So I leap from my bed and run down the hall,
pursued by my dogs and my cats, one and all.
Run into the kitchen and throw open the door
of the fridge, then I spread out all over the floor
the food I’d intended to feed to a guest
whom I had invited with all of the rest
of his family to dine–the roast and the cheese
I had purchased because I knew it would please
all my guests–the potatoes and veggies and flan
and I watched all my animals lick every pan
until it was empty of every food scrap,
then they lay on the floor for an after-meal nap
while I wandered in and climbed into my bed
to try to decide what I’d feed instead
to those guests who’d arrive in just 4 hours more.
Then I dressed and departed to drive to the store
to buy frozen pizzas and ice cream and cake
out of which a quick meal I’d return home and make,
shooing out of the kitchen those pets now sedated
once their fierce hunger was finally  abated.
The floor now licked clean, it was one task the less
I’d have to complete. They’d cleaned up their own mess!
So I mixed up a salad and set a fine table
and completed the meal as best I was able.
Poured tequila, cooked pizza and uncorked the wine.
The guests were well-pleased and my pets lay supine
both on terrace and roof or snug in their beds
while visions of roast beef careened through their heads.
And lest you wonder, I’ll say one thing more.
I bought kibble and cat food while there at the store!

 

For the Sunday Whirl Wordle 751, the prompt words are: ravenous lurked shame space found glass hollow flicker rattled slip red crash

Writing a Poem for NaPoWriMo Day 3, 2026

For NaPoWriMo Day 3 we are to write a poem in which a profession or vocation is described differently than it typically is considered to be.

Easter Fibs For Fibbing Friday

For Fibbing Friday, Apr.3, 2026, the subjects to prompt our fibs are:

1. Why do we have Easter Eggs? Because we ran out of frozen waffles.
2. What makes a Hot Cross Bun? When we leave them in the oven for too long.
3. Why do we have a bunny at Easter? Because we ate the frozen turkey for Thanksgiving.
4. In which country did the Easter Bunny originate? At Hugh Hefner’s Playboy Estate in the U.S.A. 
5. How many decorative balls are conventionally on a Simnel cake? None. Each one is unique.
6.  What is a can? Just one of the dancers in a can-can performance.
7.  What is a can-can? The opposite of a can’t can’t.
8.  What is a cantaloupe?A girl locked into an ivory tower by her father.
9.  What is a canister? A storage container for one’s future to-do list.
10 . What is a candelabra? Extra support for more well-endowed candles in a candlestick.