Monthly Archives: September 2023

3 A.M. Sighting, September 30, 2023

Light on Water

Early to bed,
this sleepy-
head me
was asleep
at nine thirty
to wake up
at three,
a cramp
in my leg
between
ankle
and knee.
So I left
my soft bed
to go out
to stew
in a steaming
hot tub
in the
night sky’s
full view,
looked up
at the sky
and could see
only two
objects
so brilliant,
they lit up
the sky.
Bright light
against black,
so vivid
and high,
with no
other stars
to compete
for my eye.
The Moon
a bright disc

that lit up
the night,
and a planet
or star
that was
equally bright,
piercing
the darkness
with heavenly
light.
Jupiter
As small as a raisin,

as bright as the moon,
over mountain and ocean
 and meadow and dune,
 it’s a midnight sonata
   minus a tune.

 

     True story.

The duet of a full moon and bright Jupiter, the only other object in the sky, was magical.

“Flip Fibs” for Fibbing Friday Sept 29, 2023

We all have bad hair days, right? These are hairstyles as well as common words we may be familiar with.

1. Wedge — What I’ll prolly do ef ya ask me. 

2. Mohican–What Mo’s prolly doin’ if he’s been drinkin’ moonshine.

3. French Plait–What George Washington called his new imported teeth. 

4. Pageboy–What Tarzan couldn’t do

5. Bouffant–A Halloween hairdo

6. Pixie–A Photographer’s groupie.

7. Bob–Abbreviation for “Boy oh boy!!!” 

8. Crew Cut–What happens in the kitchen on a boat during meal preparation during stormy weather.

9. Buzz cut–A lumberjack’s favorite hair style.

10. Bunches–Tiny sandwich rolls for tea party fare.

 

Comments: My sister thinks I’m a bit obscure on # 1 and #8, so if you agree, here is some help.

#1. If you propose to me, I’ll wed ja!  (a y is pronounced like a j in my part of Mexico!). Yes. Very obscure. Sorry, Patti and all.

#8.  My fault. I left out part of the sentence.  It should read: Crew cut–what happens in the kitchen on a boat during stormy weather..(.i.e. the boat lurches and the kitchen crew slices their fingers instead of the veggies.)

 

For Fibbing Friday Sept 29, 2023

The Escape

The Escape

Her horse is cinched and saddled up,
ready to be ridden,
and yet she cannot make herself
do as she is bidden.

Over the heath and meadow,
they would have her go,
but even though she’s seized the reins,
her starting has gone slow.

She does not wish to marry.
She does not love her chosen.
Her heart that should be warm with love
in defiance has been frozen.

Her ride will not be ended where her father has decreed.
She will not sacrifice her life to his selfish greed.
So that heath and meadow, where he would have her go,
she will forsake, to follow where the winds of fate might blow.

 

Another early morning prompt from guess who:

01.57 AM These  lines just now came to me . “Her horse is cinched and saddled up. She settles in…” Is that a prompt for you, or for me?
01:58 AM you
01:59 AM Maybe. But please write the rest as well.

 

Prompt by ForgottenMan, Image by Tim Mossholder on Unsplash.

Solar Eclipse, October 14: Seeing Red––”Everybody Knows VI”

I was searching for the keys to take Yolanda home when she suddenly perched against the edge of the couch and stopped me in my search. Now I must admit that we do pretty well on short simple conversations, but she was excited and launched into one of those longer narratives where I captured about every tenth word. In this case, the first word I captured was “eclipse,” which is more or less the same in Spanish as in English. The second was “rojo” which I knew meant red.

Suddenly, I understood the essence of what she was telling me. After a few more questions and repetitions, I learned that I was to find or buy some red material to tear into strips to tie around all of my fruit trees: the banana and lime and papaya and mango. My lime tree was producing large fruit but my bananas were still in a period of gestation–about half the size they should grown to, and If I neglected to do this to protect them from the eclipse, all the fruit would fall off, or at the very least, my bananas and other fruit not ready to be picked would be stunted. As a last warning, she directed me to stay inside. Better to watch the eclipse on the television or on my computer.

Just last week, I had read that a solar eclipse was to occur on October 14 and I had mentioned to a friend that years ago, they tied red ribbons to the gate of the chayote field across from the graveyard and I noticed red strips tied around the necks of horses and cattle and dogs to deflect eclipse rays. I remembered a race down main street and had wondered why I hadn’t noticed any of this during more recent eclipses.

Yolanda then explained to me that any animal or tree or fruit in gestation needed to be protected. Women of childbearing age were told to wear red garments or even red underwear. During the last eclipse, a woman in town who was pregnant had neglected to wear red and her baby had been born with a bent nose. Yes, a race would probably be run but I was not able to understand who would run this race. Perhaps pregnant ladies? It seemed as though that could present further problems. What if someone fell? Would it mean a baby with a bent nose in spite of red underwear or a red sash?

Nonetheless, On October 14th, although I am past the age requiring red underwear, I will be careful not to look directly at the sun and just in case, or perhaps just to please Yolanda, I’ll dip into my Christmas decorations in search of my reel of red ribbon.

For other “Everybody Knows” stories about local legends, stories and gossip, see:

https://judydykstrabrown.com/2023/07/01/everybody-knows-v-the-day-that-death-came-to-town/
https://judydykstrabrown.com/2023/09/12/everybody-knows-iv-the-drunken-dog/

https://judydykstrabrown.com/2023/07/01/everybody-knows-iii-the-martyr-dog/

https://judydykstrabrown.com/2023/06/30/everybody-knows-ii/: The Caguama

https://judydykstrabrown.com/2023/06/28/everybody-knows-i-the-night-the-vet-died-for-one-liner-wednesday/

Well-Fed?

 

 

 

Oscar comes three times a week to walk the dogs, but  now that school is in session, sometimes he comes late in the afternoon instead of very early in the morning.  He is so quiet that I can never tell if he’s been here in the morning or not, so I asked him to put a note on the door of the dogfood and fridge cabinet in the doggie domain so I’d know they’d been fed as otherwise they do all they can to persuade me they haven’t. Do you think he perhaps overdoes his notifications? 

 

Roof Dogs

It all started with Frida, who I first met as she trotted down the carretera traveling west as I walked with my friend Joe, going east.  She was so tiny that I thought she was a big rat at first, but as she drew nearer, I realized it was a tiny puppy who, when she got up to me, immediately stopped and looked up at me with those eyes that indicated that we already belonged to each other.  When she got older, for the next 15 years or so, she spent most of her days up on the dome of my house supervising the neighborhood, and when she passed away, it didn’t take long for me to figure out how she should be memorialized. It took me some months to find a terracotta sculpture that looked like her and to find men to concrete it securely in place.  Inside are Frida’s ashes.  There she has resided for years, surveying all who pass as she did during her life.

As new dogs arrived in my life, they took to occasionally visiting her on the roof, and then a strange thing happened.  In the house kitty-corner across from me, two smaller terracotta dogs appeared, on the post beside the entry gate, Frida directly in their line of vision a story above them on my dome.

Then, less that a year ago, the house directly across the street from me sold, and a few days ago, when Yolanda mentioned my neighbors putting dogs on their roof, I corrected her that they were on a pedestal by their front gate, but she said, no–on the roof–and directed me down the street to look back at the house of the new neighbors.  There, securely affixed to their chimney stack, almost obscured by the trees, was another Frida!

That is how “In the doghouse” came to be a non-derogatory term in my neighborhood. In fact, I am now just waiting for the next roof dog to show up!!