Declining the Crown
Surely, just the turrets alone must
take a goodly time to dust.
Not to mention dredging moats
and putting layers and layers of coats
of wax on armor lest it rusts.
And all those doorknobs? All those busts?
All in all, I think a castle
simply is not worth the hassle!
Fandango’s prompt for the day is “Castle.”

π
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ha ha, so true!
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You forgot to mention the heating costs. They do in a lot of castle owners. π
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Oh yes.. a girl can’t think of everything, but that perhaps warrants the addition of two lines, Christine…
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Loved it. And so true I feel
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LOL
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