Framed
When I’m tired of television, my digestive tract
draws me to the kitchen and there we make a pact.
Shoe by shoe, approach the fridge and though the hour is late,
We stuff ourselves with what’s inside ’til appetites abate.
Making sorties on the fridge with just my own collusion?
The thought I’ll get away with it it’s merely an illusion.
They’re bound to miss that half a pie, but then the plot will thicken
when they note the absence of half a tub of chicken.
I leave the fridge a bit ajar, the Colonel’s box in front of it,
hoping when it’s time to blame that I won’t take the brunt of it.
I put the pie plate on the floor, increasing the odds that
if I spread bones around it, perhaps they’ll blame the cat!
Prompt words today are illusion, television, late, tract and shoe.

Great piece about cats!
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Actually, about those who frame cats! The cat slept through it all.
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It’s the unidentified “they” that I’m wondering about!
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The spouse, most probably…and perhaps the family. The two in collusion are the narrator and his/her digestive tract.
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The feet are also complicit – get-away drivers!
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Ha..We’re a gang.
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That is hilarious and gave me such a laugh. A month ago that would have been my rationale. Now I drink cup after cup of warm rooibos-peppermint tea at night to curb those dastardly impulses.
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Now I have to look up rooibos. And I’m soooo sleepy. See what you did?
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Okay, looked it up. If you’d said bush tea I would have known!!!!
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Is that what rooibos is called in Mexico? I know it grows only in South Africa.
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Nice!
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The revelation in the last two lines is fun
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Fantastic poem. Funny!
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