Unscheduled Visitor
I hear a rapid rapping and I’m wondering, “Who is it?”
It’s too early in the morning for a casual drop-in visit.
I’m still in my pajamas and the dogs and cats aren’t fed.
How can company be calling while I’m still here in bed?
The knocking is insistent but I have no way to spy
upon whatever passer-by refuses to pass by.
My intercom is broken, so I call out from the door,
“Who is it?” but it’s obvious they aren’t there anymore.
I wander back to bed again, feeling somewhat tense.
Only when I’m sleeping does the knocking recommence.
“Who is it?” I scream out again, accenting every vowel.
The dogs sense my frustration and they begin to howl.
My bedroom sliders are open, so my voice soars over the wall.
Any passerby could hear if they could hear at all.
But still nobody answers. This Saturday morning’s still.
There are no other noises up here on my hill.
No car horns and no dog barks. No children’s noisy play.
No birdcalls. No construction to mar this quiet day.
Except for my invectives as the rappings start again—
louder, oh much louder than they have ever been.
As I charge out of my front door, I grab for an umbrella—
in case I need a weapon to fight off some unknown fella
intent on ruining my day, but when I turn the key
and open wide my front wall gate, there’s no one there but me!
I roar in my frustration. The whole town must hear my wails.
I throw that damn umbrella. Over the wall it sails.
I stalk back to my room and pull the covers over my head,
praying for more silence, but what I get instead
is the steady rat-tat-tatting that now upon reflection
seems to emanate from a different direction.
I draw aside my bedroom drapes and wonder, “What the heck?”
sweeping my sight across my yard, I finally crane my neck
and see it far up in a palm—an industrious woodpecker
whose ruthless drilling is the thing that’s been my sleep-in wrecker!
I cannot throw a shoe at him for I can’t throw that far.
If I tried to knock a golf ball up, I’d be far over par.
At last I view with humor this ridiculous affair,
and so I pull on Levis and smooth my ruffled hair.
I shuffle off to feed the dogs, the kittens and the cat
and just accept as music this rat-a-tat-tat-tat.
For Linda’s Just Jot it January, the prompt is frustration.


Yes, odd noises can be frustrating when you can’t find out where they are coming from. At least you now know it was the woodpecker! 🙂
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Woodpeckers are beautiful birds, but they can make so much noise!
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Surprisingly, as it is at the top of a very tall palm tree.
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This is just so funny Judy!
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For years, this woodpecker and later another in addition to him/her woke me up every morning.
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Nature’s alarm call. When I was in NZ a blackbird sang his heart out from the tv aerial next door………… at 3am!
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It was, in the end. I just had to get used to it as it awakened me every day for years after that.
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If that starts happens ng over and over, you’re being targeted.
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I think it is more my tree that is being targeted.
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You’re the person who reported a “pelican” landing on her head, right?
Okay, since you are absolutely in denial of the possibility, I won’t mention it again.
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Great pick. I have a bird who frequently taps on my bedroom window. At least it’s not a raven saying,”Nevermore!”
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Do you know what kind of bird it is?
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Coulda been worse. Could have been a raven! This post is gold! 😀
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But Edgar and I adore ravens! Actually I had an amazing sculpture of one up on my wall and someone stole it. It was at least 12 feet up and didn’t think anyone could reach it. Wrong!
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Well that sucks. I’m sorry that happened to you!
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It does sounds like someone is knocking.
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Very cute.
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