For Fibbing Friday,  the challenge is:

1.   To the nearest mile, how many miles of nerves do we have in the human body?The number of miles of nerves in the human body is 1/5,280 th of the number of feet of nerves in the human body.
2.   Of the 300,000 different edible plants on earth, how many do we eat? As many as we can pile on our plates at the local Salad Buffet.
3.   What colour is snow on Pluto? The same color as it is on every dog’s coat. White.
4.   What is the dot on the letter ‘i’ called? A polka dot.
5.   How many presidents of the USA died on July 4th? This year, none of them.
6.   What does Pinocchio mean in Italian? It is a variety of pineapple with a very long stem.
7.   What are the six official languages of the UN? Pig Latin, Sign Language, Morse Code, Gobbledegook, Baby Talk and Walkie Talkie.
8.   What city was Italy’s first capital? Spagheccity.
9.   What does an average human head weigh? It can’t weigh anything. You should use the scales.
10.  Who was Spencer Perceval? I don’t know, but all our swains commend him!  (if this is too obscure go HERE for a clue.)