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1. What is an orderly? The opposite of a chaotic.
2. What is an auxiliary? A hospital for sick oxen.
3. What is a clip? A fingernail shaving.
4. What does ECG mean? Eat Carefully, Girl! (Mother’s parting instructions to her daughter leaving for her first dinner date.)
5. What is The Crash Team? Every college student the night before a final.
6. What is a candy striper? Someone responsible for adding the red to candy canes.
7. What is an IV? The Roman numeral after III and before V.
8. What is a call button? A shirt closure for hire.
9. Why is everything white? Because you are in a hospital.
10. Why don’t they have biscuits on the tea trolley? Because they just donut!
For Cee’s FOTD
Oops! I forgot to include my favorite photo in my earlier response to this prompt. I just have to give it its own post now. I love how cats always seem to set up poses…this one a group one.
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For Fibbing Friday, Feb 16, 2024 the questions are:
1. Jonah wasn’t swallowed by a whale…he was swallowed by a Wave. He was rescued by a Whale.
2. Who (or what) could make even the fiercest pirate quake in his boots? Ma Kettle
3. What did Huckleberry Finn have to really paint? Little Girl in Blue, but Mary Cassatt got the credit.
4. What is the best food that can be paired with red wine? Peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
5. What are you wearing in the sun? Duh. A sunsuit, of course.
6. Why do dogs chase after cars? Someone put a bone on the back bumper rail.
7. What did the cat say to its kitten about the humans? They’re not Purrrfect, but they’ll do.
8. Goldfish are not fish. What are they? Crackers
9. What would you rather do instead of sleeping? Write about it.
10. The Phantom didn’t haunt the Opera House…He haunted the outhouse, where he scared the _ _ _ _ out of everyone.
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I dedicate these less than stellar answers to my sister Patti, who said she was suffering withdrawal because i had chosen not to do the Fibbing Friday this week. As usual, I minded her and did the prompt.
Sirens
Mermaids spin their slippery thread of grass from ocean’s floor,
then string it with the beads of glass and risk their skins for more.
Surfacing to comb the beach for glass rolled round by waves,
then sit in all their finery, enticing sailor knaves
to forfeit breath and life to brave the rocky ocean’s roar
and creamy waves that bear them to a fatal shore.
Words for The Sunday Whirl Wordle are: surfacing breath slippery cream bear sit glass spin beads thread risk skins Image by Jeremy Bishop on Unsplash.
That Gregory was gregarious
wasn’t a trait nefarious
but still, as he piled word on word,
his excesses seemed most absurd,
and the fact that he was wired,
meant listeners’ interest soon expired.
Thus, the faint-hearted
Soon departed
For WWP 351 the prompt was Gregarious. The answer needs to be exactly 38 words long.
The picture is used for illustrative purposes only, although it must be noted this friend loves to talk!
No one would walk away when he does so, however.
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Trying to meet this challenge made me realize how little brown there is in my world–let alone walnut brown! I had to search through thousands of photos to find these photos that could be classified in the category of “walnut brown.”
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After I posted my original post, I found two other weather photos I had meant to post with it. They are huge hailstones that fell during a July family reunion at my nephew’s house in Des Moines, Iowa. The storm came up fast, scattering us into various shelters.
Originally, the photo below was the photo I thought I’d taken at that time, but checking out the dates, I discovered that I’d taken it on a beach in December. It looks like conjoined hailstones forming the shape of a heart, but I think that is unlikely. Any ideas of what it may be?