Mostly Hidden Words (“7 Words 2 Inspire” Challenge)

Are you really sure you want to post this, Judy?

The assignment is to write a post using all or some of seven given words. The seven words I’m supposed to use in my post are: stampede, 
catapult
, latrine,
 mud-wrestling
, arsenic, stomp and 
bratwurst. I am taking a different slant on the assignment, as you’ll see below.
Disclaimer: A friend suggested I wait until tomorrow to post this in case I might want to change my mind, but although I know it is really stupid, it was hard to do, so damn it, I’m posting it!
 

It’s Tom Pryor’s arse nicely placed in a chair
purloined from the cat. A pultrudinous* flair
is seen in his body from toes to his hair.
And equally graceful are all of his actions
stamped everywhere in his daily reactions.

Hell, Atrinet** solved all his internet woes,
so see how his life now so easily flows?
His mud-wrestling days I fear didn’t last.
Nor did bratwurst remain his favorite repast!

*pultrudinous–another way of saying beautiful, gorgeous or down right naturally sexy.

**Atrinet is a global provider of advanced network management solutions, network service orchestration products and services for telecom service providers.

To see the prompt, see: https://7words2inspire.wordpress.com/2015/09/16/word-list-week-3/