The Drop of the Third Shoe

We have been told our electricity (and thus, our water) will be off all day, so I’ve filled all the sinks and the tub and every pitcher in the house with water to aid in rehydration, flushing and dirty dishwashing.  Now, an hour and a half past the time I was told we’d lose power, we still have it.  Strangely enough, last night I found my bedroom door was permanently locked and could not be opened by key or turning the knob.  Same was true of my back door…and my kitchen door knob is about to fall off.  I finally had to take my bedroom door off the hinges as I had to go outside to get from my bedroom to the rest of my house.  Everything seems to be going on strike at once.  I’m waiting for the third shoe to drop.

Update:  Give me a hammer!  Give me a screwdriver! Give me an ice pick! Give me some WD-40!  Give me some muscle! Give me two magazines and one copy of Three Cups of Deceit (which is exactly the same thickness as the crack under my bedroom door).  And what have you got?  S-U-C-C-E-S-S!!!!!  I fixed both of my doors.  Took one off the hinges, rejigged the doorknob (thanks, ice pick), WD-40’d it excessively, realigned the door with a lot of muscle and various combinations of the book and magazines and hammer, and got the pins back in and the lock works—and opens!  The back door just took WD-40 and the hammer.  I’m still not so sure that someone didn’t try to jimmy it open as I had to pound the lock plate back flat, but—the third shoe that dropped was, I hope, the fact that I did two of the repairs myself and I am now able to freely move through my house…. Applause, please.  Comments will do!

The offending door, dismantled

The offending door, dismantled

And Diego zipped into the open door, ran to his cage, nosed the door open and slept through the entire thing.  This is not punishment.  He loves his little cage--for sleeping only.  He is a puppy and still has the chews.

The repaired door, back on its hinges.

And Diego zipped into the open door, ran to his cage, nosed the door open and slept through the entire thing.  This is not punishment.  He loves his little cage--for sleeping only.  He is a puppy and still has the chews.

And Diego zipped into the open door, ran to his cage, nosed the door open and slept through the entire thing. This is not punishment. He loves his little cage–for sleeping only. He is a puppy and still has the chews.

6 thoughts on “The Drop of the Third Shoe

  1. okcForgottenMan's avatarokcforgottenman

    Bravo! I’ll bet you’re walking around the house now, looking for further WD-40 targets, more out-of-whack hinges, flanges, faceplates, brackets to hammer, screw, stab, generally compel back into compliance. Thy will be done!

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  2. Bill Morgan's avatarBill Morgan

    Applause indeed! Maybe I should learn from you and add an icepick to my overflowing “this’ll come in handy someday” drawer.

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    1. lifelessons's avatargrieflessons Post author

      No doubt about it. An ice pick has earned a spot in that drawer, along with a nail set–which I keep in my car glove box in case I’m ever trapped in the car underwater. It’s the only way to break the glass once the car is submerged and the doors won’t open. Tell me I’m not prepared. (Paranoid?)

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