When the cop pulled me over, he said, “Your eyes are red, have you been drinking?” I replied “Your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating donuts?” We laughed and laughed . . . I need bail money.
–Aunty Acid
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lifelessons - a blog by Judy Dykstra-Brown 
you made three beautiful quotes!
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Thanks, Mihrank…
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I laughed and laughed too. How many pesos is that? The check is in the mail. Trust me.
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An old friend sent me this to cheer me up today and we got on a laughing jag. No better present on earth!!!
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Some things are better thought … but not said!
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But isn’t the impulse just irresistible at times?
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