Three Questions
In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “Trick Questions.” A Pulitzer-winning reporter is writing an in-depth piece — about you. What are the three questions you really hope she doesn’t ask you?
What do you weigh?
What country is Tegucigalpa in?
Where is your extra set of car keys?
Those are three really rough questions. Especially the car keys. We’re missing a whole set of them.
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I think Diego buried them years ago. Can’t blame that on Morrie…and they are something like $400 to replace…I’ll make do with one set.
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I love tricky questions… What do you weigh? is very different from How much do you weigh or What is your weight? I weigh papayas & tomatoes upon harvest; I weigh potting soil upon mixing; I also weigh my luggage before an international flight. 😀
Tegucigalpa is in the Honduras & my extra set of car keys is in a secret location. *ssshhh*
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Ha!!! Smarty pants! I wonder how many people keep their extra keys in a spot secret only to them. Now you spoiled it and I’m going to have to think of another question to avoid answering! Unless I can manage to forget where Tegucigalpa is as easily as I did after the 6th grade!
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Brilliant retort to the “What do you weigh?” question!
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Ha. I agree. One smarty pants applauding another!
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Agreed on third one and the first one is always embarrassing at this age when I don’t eat still put on weight.
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Maybe you should weigh your food before you eat it?
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