Boob Tube?
If only brassieres were pneumatic,
uplift would be automatic.
Once more, we’d sport that perfect coning
without benefit of toning,
surgery or silicone.
Our ladies would just stand alone,
proudly there in front of us
with less strapping and less fuss.
When they invented inner tubes,
why did they neglect ones for boobs?
The prompt word today was automatic.
lifelessons - a blog by Judy Dykstra-Brown 
Ha,ha! That’s a good one. Wearing boob tubes can be a bit chancy when you are well endowed.
I am hosting a blog party right now and you are invited.
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How do I join the blog party, Jacqueline?
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Let me send you the link right away
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Thanks, Jacqueline. I got it.
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Here’s the party link.
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great take on the day’s word!
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Do two silicon implants where boobs used to be count as inner tubes? Because if so, I’m there.
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I knew that comment would be made. Silicon must definitely be an improvement over air!!!!
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Cute
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I’ll have great mammories of this post for a long time.
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Ha..Something about the word “boobs” that brings bad poetry and worse puns out of the best of us!!! ;o)
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Ha! the best boob jobs are uplifting…
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But at this age most likely they are the downtrodden.
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