Capricious Memories

Lately I prefer my capers
simply read about in papers.
“Been there, done that,” is my motto.
I’ll get my thrills from  Bridge and Lotto.
Amorous adventures in the past,
I’ll choose thrills that tend to last.
Scrabble played with friends online
is a pleasure most divine.
Checking out my blog statistics,
talking on the phone to mystics.
And I defy you—tell me what’s
more sensuous than chocolates!

The prompt today was caper.