Cyber Zoo
This modern world has changed and changed
until I have become estranged.
These alterations make me dizzy.
I do not like my world so busy.
The young are used to change, it’s true.
They love the instant and the new.
Texts and sound bites come so fast.
Nothing’s really built to last.
But, for someone over fifty,
all this change is hardly nifty.
When at each end the candle’s burned,
when everything we’ve newly learned,
when everything that we hold dear
turns obsolete within one year,
we’re always slightly out of gear,
which makes us feel unjustly queer.
They make these changes without a clue.
Let’s start out minor, then work up to
the major things they’ve set askew:
(I will not mention Dr. Who.)
Every computer becomes its clone.
I cannot use the telephone.
My applications change so quick
that I have come to feel I’m thick.
Skype makes its changes overnight.
(Yet rarely ever improves the site.)
Microsoft Word just loves to change,
which leaves her users feeling strange.
Move this to there and that down here;
so all my mental powers, I fear,
are spent in figuring out the APP
and organizing a mental map
of how to write instead of what,
creating one big mental glut.
No room for creativity.
No safe place where our minds soar free.
We’re always “searching” for, instead,
our minds caught up in fear and dread
of where they’ve moved the enlarge bar to
in this week’s Word processing zoo!
Our e-mail servers have joined the plot.
I feel like pitching out the lot.
Just when I’ve learned most every trick
of tool and contact, every lick—
their Machiavellian, evil team
goes and changes the whole darn scheme!
But when we’re sending coast-to-coastal,
the alternative is going postal.
So though we bitch and though we frown,
they are the only game in town;
and so they have us where they want us.
Though they frustrate, ire and daunt us,
one after another, they are the same,
playing at this modern game
of change for change’s sake, it’s true.
There’s really nothing much to do.
So I submit, though in a tizzy,
I’ll relax less and keep real busy.
I’ll leave the cyber world alone
and concentrate on just one bone
I have to pick in this modern world,
and I say this with my top lip curled.
Max Factor, Revlon, Almay, please—
I kneel before you on my knees.
Leave the lipstick colors that we hold dear
alone! Don’t change them every year.
Each time you cancel one that’s zesty,
to find another makes us testy!!!
This is a rewrite of a poem written four years ago. The prompt today is zoo.
I had to find my favorite lipstick color on Ebay since it was discontinued. It was about 3 or 4 times the price.
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I did the same for my fingernail polish and bought up every bottle in the world! Two came from Great Britain. I just a few months ago ran out.
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I hope you can find it again.
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You nailed it. Thank you for this acuate poem on trying to stay on the cyber train without letting the enemy in through our screen
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ha..
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You said “fifty” and I thought “young.” Talk about changing times. I think of 60 as young!
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I hear you and second that. (Except the lipstick, which I gave up on long ago. )
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This may sound weird, but Mom was always telling me to put my lips on. She kept a tube of Max Factor on a shelf by her chair. After she died, I saw it sitting there and put some on. I loved the color and tried to buy another tube. You guessed it…they no longer make 365. Love your poetry, Judy.
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Thanks, Mary. How long ago did Loretta pass away?
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December 30th of 2008. The day before my birthday…
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Where was she living, Mary?
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She snd Gus moved to Ontario, CA in the early 80’s. Gus still lives there. Bill and I are close to him. He was 11 years younger than Mom.
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I gathered that from all your mentions of him. Hard to keep track after everyone splits in different directions.
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I mean I lost track after leaving Murdo.. not that it is hard for you to keep track of Gus!
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