
International Date Lines
Italian guys are sexy, but pasta makes me fat.
When a Scots boy served me haggis, had to hide it in my hat.
I had a Japanese boyfriend, but I gagged while eating sushi.
French crepes don’t suit my fancy. I find them bland and squooshy.
Foreign dates? I’ve had enough to man a whole battalion,
and so long as I take care that I’m not dating an Italian,
I’ve found that when I’m traveling and have a need to guy it,
it’s a perfect opportunity for sticking to my diet!
The Ragtag Prompt today is Italian.
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This poem is a hoot.
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Great poem 💜
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Thanks, Ally.
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hilarious wild woman
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