A Diet Most Fowl
My Dad’s one foolproof diet that he used to quote to us
entailed no calorie counting, no planning, mess or fuss.
He said, “It’s very simple. Put just one thing in your mouth.
Merely eat the north end of a duck that’s flying south!
The Daily Inkling prompt today was to create a fail proof diet.
https://normalhappenings.com/2018/11/04/results-guaranteed-daily-inkling/
lifelessons - a blog by Judy Dykstra-Brown 
Hah! 🙂
I’m thinking it would be awfully hard to cook a flying duck! Eating one raw truly would be a fowl diet.
Just the thought is almost enough to make me turn Vegan….
…. almost! 😉
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And do you notice which part of the duck would be the north end of a duck flying south???
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Ahhhh… i initially was thinking the beak!… but it’s the other bit, isn’t it??
(Yukk!) 🙂
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Sounds like something your dad would say…or mine.
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What he actually said was, “I’m so hungry I could eat the north end of a duck flying south!”
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Don’t you love those quotes? I used one of Dad’s on our trip. “We must be getting closer to town. We’re running over more people.”
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Ha. Wish I could be a fly on the wall when your dad and my dad got together.
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Beautiful quote!
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