What’s He Got Cookin’?
My love is not a work of art. He hasn’t any poise.
When he tries to sing a song, it comes across as noise.
He writhes instead of dancing. His rhythm’s nonexistent.
When germs land upon him, if they are nonresistant,
they get sick instead of him, for they have met their match.
He has no hair upon his head except for one small batch
that grows out of each nostril, so I really needn’t mention
that when it comes to loving him, I have no competition.
Yet in spite of all, he coincides with my fond wishes.
He may not have much cooking, but at least he does the dishes!
And for a little musical accompaniment to the poem, go HERE.
Prompt words today were sick, writhe, match and noise,
I need to issue a disclaimer for the second line, which is pure poetic license. Most probably a number of the others are, as well.


Made me laugh!
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Hope it makes him laugh!!
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Be still, my heart, true love does the dishes.
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Ha, and thankfully has a good sense of humor as he really does have a good singing voice.
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Friggin’ awesome! LOVE it!
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Phew. Well, that’s a relief.
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Good one!
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Too funny! And I love the picture.
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I know. He is so unvain.
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