For Our Good
Since he’s not known for abnegating,
there’s no chance he’s abdicating
even for our nation’s good,
although how much we wish he would!
We’d hold a giant jubilee—
you in your house, me with me
in light of social distancing,
the protests and the rioting.
He could finally be the hero,
send stress levels down to zero
if (oh if) he’d only switch
his playground to the very rich
and leave real world decisions to
those others who know how to do!
The whole world could cease its grieving
as he fixated on his thieving
and left the running of the earth
to folks of greater moral worth,
more intellect and common sense.
(But, hopefully, not Michael Pence.)