The Vile Effects of Cabbage
I love eating cabbage, but its end results are crass.
It may affect digestion with propensity towards gas.
Between you and your closest friends it may create a scism
as you rival wild leaves in the wind with your psithurism.
Prompt words today are cabbage, propensity, psithurism (the sound of the wind in the trees and the rustling of leaves) and affect. Illustration thanks to Ibuki Tsubo on Unsplash. Used with permission.
lifelessons - a blog by Judy Dykstra-Brown 
Thanks for the morning laugh 🙂
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Shame on me for resorting to bathroom humor. I blame it on the prompts….
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Sometimes it is necessary 🙂
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Oh dear!
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One topic I never thought I’d write a poem about.
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😎
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haha This was great!
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As usual, the prompts made me do it.
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Sympathies extended. 😉
Beano is such wonderful stuff. Maybe they don’t sell it down there?
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That’s a good reminder. I think I even have some around here, but it would be very old. Wonder if it matters.
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I tend to stay away from cabbage types more because it’s not the best for my arthritis. But the cole veggies are healthy, apart from…
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Hehe, still delicious, and not so bad when consumed in moderation.
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TMI, Judy. 😂
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Ha! Thats a fun one! And you think cabbage is bad, try beans!
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If you think beans are bad, try whey protein!!!!
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Yup, its the protein that makes the music so i can imagine!!
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BWAHAHAHA!!! What a great ditty! I suppose ‘wind’ comes in many different forms. Wonderful use of the word today! Thanks Judy!
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I had a great recipe for chili (handed down by my first husband mother) which included shredded cabbage. It was really delicious. We also used to play bridge all night. It was Jerusalem. Somewhere along the way, I would quietly open all the windows. If someone had lit a cigarette, the room might have exploded.
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Ha! Between the cabbage and beans, not surprising.
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