“Flip Fibs” for Fibbing Friday Sept 29, 2023

We all have bad hair days, right? These are hairstyles as well as common words we may be familiar with.

1. Wedge — What I’ll prolly do ef ya ask me. 

2. Mohican–What Mo’s prolly doin’ if he’s been drinkin’ moonshine.

3. French Plait–What George Washington called his new imported teeth. 

4. Pageboy–What Tarzan couldn’t do

5. Bouffant–A Halloween hairdo

6. Pixie–A Photographer’s groupie.

7. Bob–Abbreviation for “Boy oh boy!!!” 

8. Crew Cut–What happens in the kitchen on a boat during meal preparation during stormy weather.

9. Buzz cut–A lumberjack’s favorite hair style.

10. Bunches–Tiny sandwich rolls for tea party fare.

 

Comments: My sister thinks I’m a bit obscure on # 1 and #8, so if you agree, here is some help.

#1. If you propose to me, I’ll wed ja!  (a y is pronounced like a j in my part of Mexico!). Yes. Very obscure. Sorry, Patti and all.

#8.  My fault. I left out part of the sentence.  It should read: Crew cut–what happens in the kitchen on a boat during stormy weather..(.i.e. the boat lurches and the kitchen crew slices their fingers instead of the veggies.)

 

For Fibbing Friday Sept 29, 2023

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