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Fibbing Friday

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For this week’s Fibbing Friday, the subjects we are forced to lie about are:

1. Who has a licence to kill?  It’s written in the word…LlCEnce!
2. Who had a perfect ’10’.  Farrah Fawcett’s hubby, Lee Majors.
3.  Who said ‘I’ll be back?’ Trump, and unfortunately he was.
4.  Who wanted to be a ‘real boy’? Not Michael Jackson.
5.. Who had breakfast at Tiffanys? The mouse patrol cat who lived there.
6.  What happened in Wall Street? It got held up.
7.  Where would you find the Green Mile? Elon Musk’s bank vault.
8.  Who was The Iron Lady? The lady who pressed clothes at our local laundry.
9.  What is Watership Down? Seagull feathers stuck to an oceangoing vessel.
10. Who walked the Line? The drunk pulled over by the patrolman.

Fibbing Friday

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For Fibbing Friday, the assigned words to define this week are:

1. Artichoke. Painter’s block
2. Brass. A cold bottom.
3. Criteria. A shopping mall for animals.
4. Doppelganger. A member of a weatherman’s group. (Dew-People Ganger)
5. Effervescent. Always odiferous.
6. Frugal. In the mood to dance, mid-sixties style.
7. Gossamer. Someone given to repetitive vacation locations. 
8. Hallucinate. To suffer a prolonged, uncontrollable fit of laughter over an old “I Love Lucy” episode. 
9. Ingenious. Not fond of  the “I Dream of Jeannie” show.
10. Jeopardy. A soirée for geologists.

 

Fibbing Friday

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Hell’s a Poppin

This week’s fibs below!

1. What is the difference between Biweekly and a Fortnight? One is a periodical for pansexuals, the other a military periodical.
2. How much oil would your lantern need to last a fortnight? None. It will last with or without oil. How much oil would your lantern need to stay lit for a fortnight is a different thing entirely.
3. If you spent a fortnight in Paris, what would you see? Lots of soldiers.
4. What’s the difference between a microchip and a micro chip? One hit on the space bar.
5. What’s brown, shiny and sizzles? Dog poopies on a hot sidewalk.
6. How is the best way to make lemonade? With lemons.
7. How many types of coke are there? Two. Liquid and Powder.
8. Why was a sundae glass so named? All the other days of the week were taken.
9. What is hellsapoppin? Headline of the Inferno Gazette the day Orville Redenbacher arrived.
10.What did the Knights of the Round Table do during the day? Catch up on their sleep.

For Fibbing Friday.

Silly Answers, for Fibbing Friday

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Yay! Here’s this week’s Fibbing Friday: (Photo by Alex Dusa.)

1. What is a tandem? A liberal  beach visitor.
2. What is a periwinkle?  A cluster of age lines on a geriatric face.
3. What’s the difference between a pitcher and a ewer? One throws a ball and the other bawls at her lamb.
4. Who was Penelope Pitstop? (That should read “What Is Penelope Pit’s top?) It is her breasts, of course.)
5. What is pigeon toed? A pigeon, of course.
6. What is a toupee? A urinating duo.
7. What is carrion? Suitcases you take on the plane for free.
8. What is a milkshake? An allergic reaction to lactose.
9. What is a cockle? A very small rooster.
10. What is a choux bun? A breadroll fed to a chicken in Australia.

Today’s Fibs

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                                              Wrinkles Can Be Beautiful

for Fibbing Friday, today’s  word chores are:

How would you define these words?

1 Biblioklept: The theft of a Bible.
2. Acnestis: Small clusters of facial pimples.
3. Wrest pin: A bracelet.
4. Agelast: Initial name for Botox.
5. Peristeronic: An area surrounded by buildings of historic significance.
6.  Limerence: The act of constructing Limericks.
7.  Sonder: As far beneath as possible.
8.  Vellichor: Incredibly in tune.
9.  Petrichor: A stony silence that comes between two musical choruses.
10. Lugubrious: Given to carrying heavy objects.

Fibbing Friday

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For Fibbing Friday, the assignment is this week are words you may or may not be familiar with, but how would you define them?

1, Defenestration: Draining a swamp.
2. Lollygag: The aftereffect of starting to swallow a piece of candy.
3. Flummox: A bovine used to create a water-filled chute.
4. Cattywampus: Necklaces for cats.
5, Bungle: A burned bread roll.
6. Anachronism: A negative response to a timepiece.
7. Serendipity: What is the tendency to make mistake called?
8. Paroxysm: The act of matching up teams to pull wagons.
9. Solivagant:  A slobbering rural insect.
10. Glossolalia: A lipstick fetish.

For Fibbing Friday, Apr 10, 2026

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For Fibbing Friday, Apr 10, 2026 the task is: What Fibs or Wannabees can you come with for these ‘Heroes’ ?

1. Who were the Dynamic Duo? Sonny Bono and Cher.
2. Who was Peter Parker? Peter Lawford’s Chauffeur.
3. Who was Diana Prince? Charles III
4. Who were The Fantastic Four? Groucho’s brothers: Chico  Harpo , Gummo & Zeppo 
5. Who was Robert Bruce Banner? An actor, a singer and a flag.
6. Who was Linda Lang? The prettiest Lang sister.
7. Who was Selina Kyle? A woman in the 11th aisle up from the stage. 
8. Who was Kent Allard? His brother, his cousin and his uncle.
9. Who was Cliff Secord? The lowest and thickest string on his guitar. 
10. Who was Matt Murdoch? The man my home town was named after. (Murdo, South Dakota)

Easter Fibs For Fibbing Friday

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For Fibbing Friday, Apr.3, 2026, the subjects to prompt our fibs are:

1. Why do we have Easter Eggs? Because we ran out of frozen waffles.
2. What makes a Hot Cross Bun? When we leave them in the oven for too long.
3. Why do we have a bunny at Easter? Because we ate the frozen turkey for Thanksgiving.
4. In which country did the Easter Bunny originate? At Hugh Hefner’s Playboy Estate in the U.S.A. 
5. How many decorative balls are conventionally on a Simnel cake? None. Each one is unique.
6.  What is a can? Just one of the dancers in a can-can performance.
7.  What is a can-can? The opposite of a can’t can’t.
8.  What is a cantaloupe?A girl locked into an ivory tower by her father.
9.  What is a canister? A storage container for one’s future to-do list.
10 . What is a candelabra? Extra support for more well-endowed candles in a candlestick.

 

Silly Answers for Fibbing Friday

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For Fibbing Friday, the assignment is: What do you make of these?

1. What is a skiff? A very poor ranking for a ski jump.
2. What is a liner? Art Linkletter’s half brother.
3. What is a ferry? The means by which a tiny mythical winged. creature is conveyed from shore to an island.
4. What is a destroyer? A puppy, up to the age of 1.
5. What is a cruiser? A party given for the employees of a cruise ship line.
6. What is a galleon? 4 quartes.
7. What is a pedlow? A trike for a very tiny child.
8. What is a kayak? A negative response to my middle name.
9. What is a schooner? A botched sneeze.
10. What is a coracle? The center part of a carbuncle.

For Fibbing Friday

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For Fibbing Friday, this week our assignment is:

Music and song titles this week.
Who could have recorded these classics (doesn’t necessarily have to be a singer or even a real person)

1.  I want to know what love is? The Tin Man in The Wizard of Oz.
2.  Money, money, money. Donald Trump.
3.  Tea for Two. Samuel Adams and one of the Sons of Liberty during the Boston Tea Party.
4.  There’s a kind of hush. Sweet Charlotte 
5.  Take the Money and Run Bonnie and Clyde
6.  Time after Time. Elizabeth Taylor.
7.  Rock Around the Clock. Doris Day
8.  Windmills of my Mind. Donald Trump (Nightmares, actually.)
9.  Hang on Sloopy. A stunt pilot, to the stunt acrobat on the wing,.
10. It started with a kiss. Michael Corleone…or perhaps Fredo..in “The Godfather.”