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Friday Fibs

Okay, I’m falling for it. Here are my answers to Fibbing Friday.

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Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday: October 16th, 2020

Welcome to Fibbing Friday! Di and I take turns hosting, and this is my week. Answer the questions below as you see fit; just be sure to stretch, bend, break, or outright ignore the truth. Once you have your finely crafted fibs all ready to go, just tag your post as “Fibbing Friday” and link back here. Pingbacks are enabled, or you can just leave a link in the comments section.

  1. What musical group from the 1960s was known as “The Fab Four”?
    Four ladies from the Bronx who opened the first laundromat. They hummed while they worked. (They later did a commercial gig endorsing “Fab” laundry detergent.)
  2. What was the “British Invasion” in the 1960s?
    Petula Clark storming through “Downtown” New York City.
  3. What is Stephen King’s book, The Stand about? A summer job selling hot dogs.
  4. What was the TV show, Breaking Bad about?  A really bad dancer.
  5. Exactly who was Kilroy? A flasher bending over backwards next to a fence.
  6. What musical instrument is Phil Collins best known for playing? He and his brother Tom were noted for their prowess in creating music by wetting their fingers and running them around the tops of drink glasses in a Bronx bar. His brother was the better musician, so they named their signature drink after him–the Tom Collins. Phil later joined the Bronx Philharmonic and finally received his namesake.
  7. According to Genesis 1, what happened on the seventh day?  The Sun came out.
  8. What happened at the O.K. Corral? A so-so gunfight.
  9. According to Greek mythology, what was needed to cross the river Styx? Two hands, two styx and a bit of coordination. X
  10. What was the play, Inherit the Wind about? A famous chili cookoff competition.

 

Fibbing Friday: Feb. 1, 2019

Here are my answers to this Friday’s questions:

  1. Jonah wasn’t swallowed by a whale…he was swallowed by ennui. 
  2. Who (or what) could make even the fiercest pirate quake in his boots? The dentist.
  3. What did Huckleberry Finn have to really paint?  Aunt Polly’s toenails.
  4. What is the best food that can be paired with red wine? Spam.
  5. What are you wearing on the sun? A sun bonnet.
  6. Why do dogs chase after cars? In hopes of a ride.
  7. What did the cat say to its kitten about the humans? “These creatures were created to be our servants, kids, but be polite to them. Otherwise, they may spit in the food!!”
  8. Goldfish are not fish. What are they? Misspelled adjectives describing  golf aficionados.
  9. What would you rather do instead of sleeping? Play loud music at 3 in the morning to wake up sleepers.
  10. The Phantom didn’t haunt the Opera House…he haunted the  Smart TV.
  11. What is the most intelligent life form on Earth? Cats.  (Had to tell the truth on this one.)
  12. Why did we really go to school? To get to the other side.
  13. What did teachers do during recess? Smoked doobies and played poker.
  14. How did you get to school? Pogo Stick and Parachute.
  15. What was life like before the Internet? It was a magazine back then as well.
  16. What is the best thing about social media? It is non-mandatory.
  17. What is your favorite thing to put chocolate sauce on? Pizza
  18. Doctors were all wrong…humans don’t need water. What do they need? Handi-wipe Pre-moistened Towels.
  19. Dolphins are not mammals. What are they? Those that aren’t mammals are poppals.
  20. There is a Lost Dutchman’s Mine, but where is it? In the Lost and Found.

 

 

 

 

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