Judy’s Advice on Preparations for the Afterlife
(For Jim)
Do you get a discount
or will there be none
when your time on Earth
will finally be done?
Whether it is better
to be raw or roasted well
depends on where you’re going.
Is it Heaven or to Hell?
I received this request for a poem from Jim Anshutz:
Some of my thoughts on cremation. 1. I will ask if they give senior discounts.. 2. I will also inform them that I sit out in the sun each day and get quite sunburnt. My question is, “do I get a discount for being pre-cooked? You can take it from here, Jude. Please make this a very humorous piece of poetry. Hit it, Jude
lifelessons - a blog by Judy Dykstra-Brown 
A hilarious poem Judy. Hope it’s heaven not hell where we end up
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We actually have DISCOUNT drive-through cremation services who offer a money back guarantee. I’ve been wondering under what circumstances you get that money back since you are already dead.
So many puzzling questions. These places really exist all over the place. For as little as $1000, you can torch your loved one. Load’em into the back of your truck and drop’em off. You don’t even have to get out of your car or come back to collect whatever remains.
Garry thinks this would be a great way to deal with bodies remaining from your most recent murders. You think?
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I was thinking exactly the same thing, Marilyn.
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