Original of this altered photo thanks to Unsplash.
For Fibbing Friday, the terms to invent definitions for this week are:
1. What are Porkies, Chorkies and Morkies? Meat pies made of pigs, chickens or extraterrestrial comedians visiting Mindy.
2. Why did the Wicked Witch of the West melt? Improper summer clothing.
3. Will Smith said ‘I’ve got to get me one of these’. What was he referring to? A chili dog.
4. Why aren’t dumb blondes quiet? Because we are too dumb to know when to stop talking.
5. Why do they call it ‘High Tea?’ Because somebody saturated the sugar cubes with LSD!
6. What makes a banana split? Old age.
7. What happened when the Princess kissed the frog for a second time? He kissed her back and she turned into a frog.
8. What goes best on rhubarb? Someone else’s lips, teeth and gums.
9. How is the best way to serve coffee? In a cup.
10. Why are rock buns so called? Three days old.
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Very innovative fibbing Judy 🤩🥰
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Should we be worried that I’m getting so accustomed to it, Sadje?
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Lol! It the gift of imagination that you have. Otherwise you are extremely truthful 🥰
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🙂
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So funny. The rhubarb one made me laugh out loud. My dad loves his rhubarb and I hate it!
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I hate it…except once we made rhubarband strawberry jam at my friend’s house, and it was delicious.
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Perhaps I’ll have to try that.
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So funny, Judy! 🤣
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Thanks for joining in Judy. Loved #5 and #8. Snap on #9 with my first take.
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Yes. #9 was pretty obvious.
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🙂
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Lots of fun fibs, especially # 3 & 8 🙂
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#5 killed me.
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