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For Fibbing Friday, the theme this week is What The H?

1. What is halitosis? A laughing streak brought on by eating too much durian.
2. What is an hallucination? Visions brought on by oxygen deprivation brought on by excessive laughter.
3. What is hell? A condition brought on by too many people voting for the wrong presidential candidate.
4. What is a hurricane? A walking aid that makes it possible for women to walk faster.
5. What is ham fisted? A baby feeding itself its Easter meal.
6. What is the hokey cokey? Doing the hokey pokey while under the influence of blow.
7. What is hoosegow? What one asks when one discovers a gow lying on the floor at a party.
8. What is a higgler? Someone on a cocaine-induced laughing spree.
9. What is a hogger? Someone who eats more than their share of Easter ham.
10. What is a hodge? A podge’s first name.