For Fibbing Friday, the task at hand this week is to anser these questions:
1. What is an ingot? A hole-in-one in golf.
2. What is a pekinese? What one gains with a new pair of eyeglasses.
3. What is gumbo? Those (formerly penny) balls of gum kids used to buy from a gumbo machine. (See illustration)
4. What is crème fraiche? Che Guevara’s order at the dairy.
5. What is a patisserie? A school in how to comfort your puppy for first-time dog owners
6. What is cock-a-leekie? An incontinent male chicken
7. What is a scotch egg? Breakfast for Richard Burton
8. What is a tuning fork? A singing lesson for the U.S. Secretary of Health and Human Services
9. What is a leprechaun? An Arab ruler with leprosy
10. What is a running flush? A broken toilet
lifelessons - a blog by Judy Dykstra-Brown 
You made me laugh with these, Judy, especially numbers 9 and 10.
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We need every laugh we can get these days. Right?
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😂😂😂
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Thanks for joining in Judy. Great answers.
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Thanks, as usual, for the inspiration.
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🙂
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These are fun fibs, especially the gumbo machine! 🙂
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It would get pretty messy if it really were dispensing gumbo, wouldn’t it?
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All good, but #4 and #7 got me.
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I always love to see which ones you like best, Dolly. In this case, it was the edible ones. Ha. Not surprising.
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