Jill & Jan, 11-inch Predecessors to Barbie dolls!!!

First fibs of the new year.

1. What is a clog? A roll of hundred dollar bills.
2. What is a flip flop? A pancake in process that winds up on the floor or ceiling.
3. What is a slipper? A sinuous kiss.
4. What is a sneaker? A philandering husband.
5. What is a geta? A procurer.
6. What is a babouche? The process of childbirth.
7. What is a zori? An eye that has been punched in a fight.
8. What is a mule? A good Xmas season.
9. What is a jandal? An 11-inch Volgue doll––predecessor to Barbie!
10. What is a pantofle? A pair of bell-bottoms.