For Fibbing Friday the prompt questions are:
1. What did the fan say? Cool!
2. What really kicks off summer? Boot Camp.
3. Who rules the world? A Surveyor
4. What is the best thing to do to someone who snores? Get them their own room.
5. Who/what was your last unexpected house guest? Hurricane Sheila. Last house guest ever–expected or unexpected.
6. How does a blanket keep warm? It snuggles up to a warm body.
7. Why shouldn’t you snoop? Because ‘snot polite.
8. What is the worst thing that could happen to you? Nothing.
9. What do the gopher and mole do when they meet? Gopher supplies at the Mexican market and make molé.
10. What lurks in your backyard? Three dogs.
Bonus question
11. What is the best way to torture someone? Chuckle every time you see them.