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For Fibbing Friday

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This is What’s What this week for Fibbing Friday,:

1. What is suduku? A university for mallards.
2. What is a vagabond? A close tie between a citizen of Georgia and a citizen of Virginia.
3. What is an anagram? The mother of Anna’s mother.
4. What is cribbage? the state of being too young to sleep in a bed.
5. What is protocol? How someone who approves of burning fossil fuels votes.
6. What is subterfuge? A bomb shelter built under grass-covered dirt.
7. What is rummy? Me, for most of my 20’s.
8. What is a grammy? Grampy’s wife.
9. What is an archive? An arch-shaped home for bees.
10. What is infamy? You, when you are at home with your folks and siblings.

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For Fibbing Friday, Apr 10, 2026

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For Fibbing Friday, Apr 10, 2026 the task is: What Fibs or Wannabees can you come with for these ‘Heroes’ ?

1. Who were the Dynamic Duo? Sonny Bono and Cher.
2. Who was Peter Parker? Peter Lawford’s Chauffeur.
3. Who was Diana Prince? Charles III
4. Who were The Fantastic Four? Groucho’s brothers: Chico  Harpo , Gummo & Zeppo 
5. Who was Robert Bruce Banner? An actor, a singer and a flag.
6. Who was Linda Lang? The prettiest Lang sister.
7. Who was Selina Kyle? A woman in the 11th aisle up from the stage. 
8. Who was Kent Allard? His brother, his cousin and his uncle.
9. Who was Cliff Secord? The lowest and thickest string on his guitar. 
10. Who was Matt Murdoch? The man my home town was named after. (Murdo, South Dakota)

Easter Fibs For Fibbing Friday

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For Fibbing Friday, Apr.3, 2026, the subjects to prompt our fibs are:

1. Why do we have Easter Eggs? Because we ran out of frozen waffles.
2. What makes a Hot Cross Bun? When we leave them in the oven for too long.
3. Why do we have a bunny at Easter? Because we ate the frozen turkey for Thanksgiving.
4. In which country did the Easter Bunny originate? At Hugh Hefner’s Playboy Estate in the U.S.A. 
5. How many decorative balls are conventionally on a Simnel cake? None. Each one is unique.
6.  What is a can? Just one of the dancers in a can-can performance.
7.  What is a can-can? The opposite of a can’t can’t.
8.  What is a cantaloupe?A girl locked into an ivory tower by her father.
9.  What is a canister? A storage container for one’s future to-do list.
10 . What is a candelabra? Extra support for more well-endowed candles in a candlestick.

 

Silly Answers for Fibbing Friday

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For Fibbing Friday, the assignment is: What do you make of these?

1. What is a skiff? A very poor ranking for a ski jump.
2. What is a liner? Art Linkletter’s half brother.
3. What is a ferry? The means by which a tiny mythical winged. creature is conveyed from shore to an island.
4. What is a destroyer? A puppy, up to the age of 1.
5. What is a cruiser? A party given for the employees of a cruise ship line.
6. What is a galleon? 4 quartes.
7. What is a pedlow? A trike for a very tiny child.
8. What is a kayak? A negative response to my middle name.
9. What is a schooner? A botched sneeze.
10. What is a coracle? The center part of a carbuncle.

For Fibbing Friday

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For Fibbing Friday, this week our assignment is:

Music and song titles this week.
Who could have recorded these classics (doesn’t necessarily have to be a singer or even a real person)

1.  I want to know what love is? The Tin Man in The Wizard of Oz.
2.  Money, money, money. Donald Trump.
3.  Tea for Two. Samuel Adams and one of the Sons of Liberty during the Boston Tea Party.
4.  There’s a kind of hush. Sweet Charlotte 
5.  Take the Money and Run Bonnie and Clyde
6.  Time after Time. Elizabeth Taylor.
7.  Rock Around the Clock. Doris Day
8.  Windmills of my Mind. Donald Trump (Nightmares, actually.)
9.  Hang on Sloopy. A stunt pilot, to the stunt acrobat on the wing,.
10. It started with a kiss. Michael Corleone…or perhaps Fredo..in “The Godfather.”

More Friday Fibs

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For Fibbing Friday the 13th, some of the word clues were difficult, to say the least, so be patient and sound them out with me, please!!!! (Illustration done by AI)

1.  What is a canopy? What you hand the lab assistant for your UTI test.
2.  What is a cookie? How the chef gets into the restaurant kitchen.
3.  What is a pup cup? A stinky chamber pot.
4.  What is a typhoon?  It is on a typed sheet of paper that requires correction.
5.  Why are nails sharp at one end? To enable them to scratch itches.
6.  What’s the difference between a chip and a fry? Both are beauty shop errors, but one is a faulty manicure and the other a faulty permanent.
7.  What is a shoe horn? A trumpet that signals a retreat during a battle.
8.  Why do spirit levels have bubbles? Because they are served with a carbonated mixer.
9.  Why do we have tea leaves but coffee grains? Because that’s the color mom wanted the eaves painted and because the housepainters spilled some of the brown paint from the walls onto the wheat plants in the window boxes. 
10. What is a diplomat? A judge at a diving competition.

 

Fishing for Answers! for Fibbing Friday

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Fishing with dad and my sisters, 1951 or ’52

For Fibbing Friday this week, the task at hand was:

Mish mash this week, so your suggestions please!

1. What is a cannery? An attitude readjustment retreat for pessimists.
2. What is a rookery? The part of a zoo with kangaroos in it.
3. What is hooky? A very small fish hook.
4. What is pinochle?  A fist held against private parts when you need to urinate so badly that you need help in not doing so.
5. What is a ricochet? A very small portion of rice.
6. What is hubbub? The primary bubble in the middle of a cluster of bubbles.
7. What is a podcast? A baited hook cast into the exact center of a group of fish.
8. What is a wingnut? An acrobat that performs on the outside of a plane while it is flying!!!!
9. What is a switchback? Someone who has had two sex-change operations.
10. What is a cacophony? A small child who pretends he hasn’t pooped his pants.

For Fibbing Friday

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For Fibbing Friday, today’s assignment is:

1. Mad as a dieter on a bathroom scale the day after Thanksgiving.
2. It’ll all come out your nose. (Answer to the question , what happens to the drink of bubbly wine you just tried to swallow as someone told a funny joke?)
3. Two’s company, three’s less pie for me.
4.  Hi hog prices means more expensive bacon.
5.  Every cloud has rained on me lately.
6.  Sticks and stones, in great enough numbers, can build a house.
7.  In for a penny is no longer a possibility in the U.S.
8.  Don’t count your birthdays after 70.
9.  Let sleeping dogs stay off my bed on rainy days.
10. Hands, knees and nostrils. (Name three body parts.)

Another Week, Another Frying Fibday!!!

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Today’s Fibbing Friday responses are:

1. Borg:  A huge chunk of ice.
2. Caught in 4k: The condition of a tangle of spaghetti enroute to the mouth.
3. Cheese Pull: Those long strings one needs to deal with when they try to take a bite of pizza.
4. Cheugy: An edible so chewy that it makes one gag.
5. Chopped: Descriptive adjective for someone with a bad haircut.
6. Chuzz: Barely, as in, “I am chuzz 5 years old.”
7. Crash out: The partof a car–fender or bumper, perhaps––that separates and goes flying off during a car accident.
8. Blue-Pilled: Descriptive adjective for someone who has just taken a mood enhancer medication.
9. Fridge cigarette: A nicotine break on the North or South Pole.
10. Buns. What one sits upon, of course!!!

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“Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire” for Fibbing Friday

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For Fibbing Friday, the task at hand is to define these words:

1. lowkenuinely: A lowest ranking in one’s range of knowledge or insight
2. gruzz: Those scruffy short whiskers it is the fashion for men to leave on cheeks and          neck, as though they haven’t bothered to shave for a day or two. 
3. nerf: A nerd with gruzz.
4. 41: A steak sauce created from mixing Worcestershire Sauce and 57 Sauce.
5. AFAIK: Someone who is not genuine.
6. agentic: Able to grant wishes.
7. aura farming: A lightbulb factory.
8. bed rotting: An untended flower patch.
9. blep: A softly rolled terrycloth washcloth specifically used for erasing ink errors.
10. bloatware: Photographic filming equipment specifically engineered to make a character look fatter than they really are.

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