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For this week’s Fibbing Friday, the subjects we are forced to lie about are:

1. Who has a licence to kill?  It’s written in the word…LlCEnce!
2. Who had a perfect ’10’.  Farrah Fawcett’s hubby, Lee Majors.
3.  Who said ‘I’ll be back?’ Trump, and unfortunately he was.
4.  Who wanted to be a ‘real boy’? Not Michael Jackson.
5.. Who had breakfast at Tiffanys? The mouse patrol cat who lived there.
6.  What happened in Wall Street? It got held up.
7.  Where would you find the Green Mile? Elon Musk’s bank vault.
8.  Who was The Iron Lady? The lady who pressed clothes at our local laundry.
9.  What is Watership Down? Seagull feathers stuck to an oceangoing vessel.
10. Who walked the Line? The drunk pulled over by the patrolman.

Fibbing Friday

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For Fibbing Friday, the assigned words to define this week are:

1. Artichoke. Painter’s block
2. Brass. A cold bottom.
3. Criteria. A shopping mall for animals.
4. Doppelganger. A member of a weatherman’s group. (Dew-People Ganger)
5. Effervescent. Always odiferous.
6. Frugal. In the mood to dance, mid-sixties style.
7. Gossamer. Someone given to repetitive vacation locations. 
8. Hallucinate. To suffer a prolonged, uncontrollable fit of laughter over an old “I Love Lucy” episode. 
9. Ingenious. Not fond of  the “I Dream of Jeannie” show.
10. Jeopardy. A soirée for geologists.

 

Fibbing Friday

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Hell’s a Poppin

This week’s fibs below!

1. What is the difference between Biweekly and a Fortnight? One is a periodical for pansexuals, the other a military periodical.
2. How much oil would your lantern need to last a fortnight? None. It will last with or without oil. How much oil would your lantern need to stay lit for a fortnight is a different thing entirely.
3. If you spent a fortnight in Paris, what would you see? Lots of soldiers.
4. What’s the difference between a microchip and a micro chip? One hit on the space bar.
5. What’s brown, shiny and sizzles? Dog poopies on a hot sidewalk.
6. How is the best way to make lemonade? With lemons.
7. How many types of coke are there? Two. Liquid and Powder.
8. Why was a sundae glass so named? All the other days of the week were taken.
9. What is hellsapoppin? Headline of the Inferno Gazette the day Orville Redenbacher arrived.
10.What did the Knights of the Round Table do during the day? Catch up on their sleep.

For Fibbing Friday.

Silly Answers, for Fibbing Friday

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Yay! Here’s this week’s Fibbing Friday: (Photo by Alex Dusa.)

1. What is a tandem? A liberal  beach visitor.
2. What is a periwinkle?  A cluster of age lines on a geriatric face.
3. What’s the difference between a pitcher and a ewer? One throws a ball and the other bawls at her lamb.
4. Who was Penelope Pitstop? (That should read “What Is Penelope Pit’s top?) It is her breasts, of course.)
5. What is pigeon toed? A pigeon, of course.
6. What is a toupee? A urinating duo.
7. What is carrion? Suitcases you take on the plane for free.
8. What is a milkshake? An allergic reaction to lactose.
9. What is a cockle? A very small rooster.
10. What is a choux bun? A breadroll fed to a chicken in Australia.

Today’s Fibs

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                                              Wrinkles Can Be Beautiful

for Fibbing Friday, today’s  word chores are:

How would you define these words?

1 Biblioklept: The theft of a Bible.
2. Acnestis: Small clusters of facial pimples.
3. Wrest pin: A bracelet.
4. Agelast: Initial name for Botox.
5. Peristeronic: An area surrounded by buildings of historic significance.
6.  Limerence: The act of constructing Limericks.
7.  Sonder: As far beneath as possible.
8.  Vellichor: Incredibly in tune.
9.  Petrichor: A stony silence that comes between two musical choruses.
10. Lugubrious: Given to carrying heavy objects.

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For Fibbing Friday, the assignment is this week are words you may or may not be familiar with, but how would you define them?

1, Defenestration: Draining a swamp.
2. Lollygag: The aftereffect of starting to swallow a piece of candy.
3. Flummox: A bovine used to create a water-filled chute.
4. Cattywampus: Necklaces for cats.
5, Bungle: A burned bread roll.
6. Anachronism: A negative response to a timepiece.
7. Serendipity: What is the tendency to make mistake called?
8. Paroxysm: The act of matching up teams to pull wagons.
9. Solivagant:  A slobbering rural insect.
10. Glossolalia: A lipstick fetish.

Another Friday–More Fibs!!!!

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                         “The Good Life”––Illustration thanks to AI

For Fibbing Friday, this week’s task-at-hand is:

Time for a laugh. These were all popular comedy shows. If you didn’t know, what do you think they were about?

1. Bless this House. The adventures of an Exorcist
2. The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Prince Harry and Meghan move from Montecito to West L.A.
3. Diff’rent Strokes. Golf tales about bad golfers.
4. Porridge. Barroom stories told by a bartender
5. Only Fools and Horses. Comedy about rodeo clowns
6. Happy Days. The Pre-Trump years
7. The Golden Girls. The foibles of spoiled rich girls at an expensive girls’ academy, or the retitling of The Kardashians.
8. The Good Life. Life in a convent
9. M.A.S.H. Serial depicting life in America after Trump..The initials stand for “Make America Survive Him!!!!
10 . Cheers. A Seventies high school Cheerleading squad.

Another Friday and More Fibs!!!!

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The task at hand for Fibbing Friday is: film quotes this week, but who else could have said them? Mainly, the Father of fibs!!!! Read below.

1. I have a head for business and a bod for sin. Donald Trump
2. Wax on, wax off. Madame Tussaud
3. I’ll have what she’s having. Marla Maples, pointing at Ivana Trump, then Melania Trump pointing at Ivana.
4. Please sir, I want some more. Donald Trump to Elon Musk
5. You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth! Fox News
6. I have got to get me one of these! Donald Trump to Jeffrey Epstein.
7. Stupid is as stupid does. Donald Trump
8. No-one puts Baby in a corner. Melania Trump
9. Adventure is out there! Elon Musk
10. I’m having an old friend for dinner. Jeffrey Dahmler

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This is What’s What this week for Fibbing Friday,:

1. What is suduku? A university for mallards.
2. What is a vagabond? A close tie between a citizen of Georgia and a citizen of Virginia.
3. What is an anagram? The mother of Anna’s mother.
4. What is cribbage? the state of being too young to sleep in a bed.
5. What is protocol? How someone who approves of burning fossil fuels votes.
6. What is subterfuge? A bomb shelter built under grass-covered dirt.
7. What is rummy? Me, for most of my 20’s.
8. What is a grammy? Grampy’s wife.
9. What is an archive? An arch-shaped home for bees.
10. What is infamy? You, when you are at home with your folks and siblings.

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For Fibbing Friday, Apr 10, 2026

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For Fibbing Friday, Apr 10, 2026 the task is: What Fibs or Wannabees can you come with for these ‘Heroes’ ?

1. Who were the Dynamic Duo? Sonny Bono and Cher.
2. Who was Peter Parker? Peter Lawford’s Chauffeur.
3. Who was Diana Prince? Charles III
4. Who were The Fantastic Four? Groucho’s brothers: Chico  Harpo , Gummo & Zeppo 
5. Who was Robert Bruce Banner? An actor, a singer and a flag.
6. Who was Linda Lang? The prettiest Lang sister.
7. Who was Selina Kyle? A woman in the 11th aisle up from the stage. 
8. Who was Kent Allard? His brother, his cousin and his uncle.
9. Who was Cliff Secord? The lowest and thickest string on his guitar. 
10. Who was Matt Murdoch? The man my home town was named after. (Murdo, South Dakota)