The Assignment for Fibbing Friday today is: Below are 10 titles and authors, all of which are fictitious.  This week I’m asking you to do a cover blurb in a few sentences or perhaps have an idea for a sequel.

1. The Missing Tent by Seymour Skye: An expose of why touring circuses are a thing of the past.

2. Making the Most of Bread by Roland Pickles: A misprint of the actual book Making the Host of Bread, which is a guide for the preparation of Protestant holy communion.

3. Living on a Budget by M T Wallit: The author’s name is a pseudonym. This is actually the title of a tongue-in-cheek book by Donald Trump.

4. Wake me at Dawn by Misty Mawning: A book ghost-written by someone pretending to be the corpse at a funeral Wake. 

5. Sing me a Lullaby by Muse Ickles:  Advice for a new mother, written as though reading the mind of a screaming baby at 3 A.M.

6. Caught in the Act by Robin Banks: Pseudonym for the real author, Donald Trump, who will as usual escape unprosecuted and unpunished.

7. The Pensioner Chronicles by Jerry Attrick: Biography of Leonardo da Vinci, so named because  Leonardo’s journals contain drawings with cross-sections of what appears to be a reservoir pen that works by both gravity and capillary action. 

8. The Scapegoat’s Revenge by Carrie deCan: Leon Trotsky’s pseudonym for his autobiography that revealed Stalin’s vile scheme to blame him for soviet economic failures and military disasters,

9. Fields of Destiny by Krystal Ball: Biography of popular twenty-first century  singing group “Destiny’s Child.”

10. The Long and the Short of It by Cyn Opsiss. Again, a pseudonym used for a sex guide written by Donald Trump. Only half fiction.

                                              Wrinkles Can Be Beautiful

for Fibbing Friday, today’s  word chores are:

How would you define these words?

1 Biblioklept: The theft of a Bible.
2. Acnestis: Small clusters of facial pimples.
3. Wrest pin: A bracelet.
4. Agelast: Initial name for Botox.
5. Peristeronic: An area surrounded by buildings of historic significance.
6.  Limerence: The act of constructing Limericks.
7.  Sonder: As far beneath as possible.
8.  Vellichor: Incredibly in tune.
9.  Petrichor: A stony silence that comes between two musical choruses.
10. Lugubrious: Given to carrying heavy objects.

For Fibbing Friday, the assignment is this week are words you may or may not be familiar with, but how would you define them?

1, Defenestration: Draining a swamp.
2. Lollygag: The aftereffect of starting to swallow a piece of candy.
3. Flummox: A bovine used to create a water-filled chute.
4. Cattywampus: Necklaces for cats.
5, Bungle: A burned bread roll.
6. Anachronism: A negative response to a timepiece.
7. Serendipity: What is the tendency to make mistake called?
8. Paroxysm: The act of matching up teams to pull wagons.
9. Solivagant:  A slobbering rural insect.
10. Glossolalia: A lipstick fetish.