Advance Warning
If I catch you cheating, this is what I’ll do:
first, I will remove myself completely from your view.
I’ll take a long vacation to some desert isle
to learn acts of seduction and perfect my guile.
Of course, I’ll have to practice on a man or two,
and if I’m a slow study, perhaps I’ll have a few.
And then when I get home, I’ll know how to cheat on you!!!
For Esther’s Writing Prompts, the prompt is “Catch.”

Very good way to use the prompt ‘catch’ in your poem. 🙂
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Thanks, Ghost…all in fun. I don’t think I’ve ever “cheated” on anyone in my life..but I’ve definitely been cheated on!
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🙂
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Glad you liked it, Lisa.
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🙂 ❤
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That’s quite an effective threat
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I’ve actually never really made it, but I’ll keep it on file to use if needed! ;o)
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Haha! Yes, you can keep it in your mind.
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I wouldn’t dare
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Well of course you wouldn’t. You’ve been fore-warned! That said, where was this poem when I needed it?
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lol
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Thanks, Eunice. Eunice was my mother’s name, though she went by the name of “Pat.” I’ve only known of one other Eunice besides you and her in my life.
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Awe so sweet my mom and her mom were both Eunice as well ❤
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Catch a catch can
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