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“The Devil Made Me Do It!” for Fibbin’ Friday, Oct 11, 2024

Don’t blame me! The Devil makes me do it!!!

Here we are again. Another ten words to practice my fibbin’ on:

1. Finifugal– a skeptical female fish.

2. Skirl–a denizen of the trees with a big fluffy tail.

3. Waesucks–the superlative form of sucks.  He not only sucks, he waesucks!!!!

4. Popple– “cool” lingo for dad.

5. Gardyloo–an attendant in a public restroom.

6. Futz–What they called Fonzie when he was clumsy.

7. Frippery–What sidewalk ice is to a one-year-old just learning to walk.

8. Diphthong–underwear to swim in.

9. Wamble–what a one-year-old loves to do once he or she has mastered walking.

10. Phablet–a tiny lie.

 

For Fibbin’ Friday

for Fibbin’ Friday, Oct 4, 2024

 

For Fibbin’ Friday the words given to define are:

1.  What is a paddywhack? A spanking given with thick gloves on.
2.  What is a goujon?  What Joe Namath’s fans were doing as they cheered him on.
3.  What is a bichon frise? A female dog who has just ingested a plate of McDonald’s potatoes.
4.  What is a botanist? Someone who has just had lip injections.
5.  What is meant by jocular? Someone addicted to dating football players. 
6.  What is a reamer? Someone who misses the archery target and tries again.
7.  What is couscous? Sounds made by a stuttering dove.
8.  What does it mean to chortle? To do a tiny task.
9.  What is a niblick? The application of the tongue to the pointed end of a pen.
10. What is lancing?  What a French exterminator does.

For Fibbing Friday, Aug 23, 2024

For Fibbing Friday  the day’s task is: These are all legitimate medications, but how would you describe them (does not have to be medicine)?

1. Ciprofloxacin: The eighth deadly sin.

2. Domperidone: An expensive wine.

3. Idebenone: What I’d be if I’d never been born.

4. Anakinra: A 19th century tragedy by Leo Tolstoy

5. Cisplatin: Braiding my sister’s hair.

6. Pancuronium: A radioactive treatment used to cure pancreatic cancer.

7. Xgeva: What I gave my former best friend for Christmas.

8. Dihydroergotamine: Advice shouted to my friend Diane’s friend standing on the sideline during our marathon race   that I have my water but to give her more to drink!!!

9. Bloxiverz: A poem written for one’s blog.

10. Phosex: Making love long distance.

Who Sang That, Anyhow? For Fibbin’ Friday, Dec. 15, 2023

Classic Christmas hits, but can you suggest alternative artists for them?

1. Wherever you are: Blind Faith
2. Rockin’ around the Christmas Tree: The Chain Gang
3. That’s my Goal: Joe Namath and the Lime-Liners
4. Mistletoe and Wine: Alan Shephard taking solace while recovering from a bad case of athlete’s foot after returning from the Moon landing.
5. I saw Mommy kissin’ Santa Claus: Truman Hanks, the night his dad Tom came home sporting full-costume during the filming of Polar Express.
6. All I want for Christmas: Melanie Trump, handing Donald a map of the U.S.
7. Sound of the Underground: The Moles (yes, a real group)
8. Jingle Bell Rock A trio comprised of *Barry Manilow, Alexander Graham Bell and Elvis. 
9. Can we fix it: The White House Plumbers
10. Somethin’ Stupid. Hate to quote the obvious, but come on now: Donald Trump

*Known as “The King of the Commercial Jingle.)

 

For Pensivity’s Fibbin’ Friday, Dec. 15, 2023  Illustration by Little Plant on Unsplash.