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Oh! De Cologne!! for RDP, Oct 2, 2024

Oh! De Cologne!!!

Certainly, you never meant
when you walked out,
to leave your scent
behind you like a noxious cloud.
Since  air pollution’s not allowed,
you must admit that you’ve been rude
to leave your perfume thickly strewed
throughout the room as you skedaddled,
leaving us gasping and rattled,
coughing, nauseous, choking, sneezing,
rendered helpless in our wheezing.
Next  time you visit,
please heed this poem
and leave your perfume cloud
at home!!!

 

 

For RDP Wednesday: Perfume

for RDP, Sept 17, 2024


“Why Don’t You Let Me Iron That for You?”

When there is a wrinkle, she works fast to smooth it out.
She loves to plug the iron in and move it all about.
Steam wafting all around her, she executes arm action.
She finds it scintillating dealing with each new infraction
of the rule that each garment should hang seamless and true,
without a single furrow dividing it from you.
She feels no reluctance in relieving clothes of wrinkles—
no puckers and no creases. No scrunches and no crinkles.
Because of her I’m faultless. My wardrobe is sublime,
for in Yolanda’s view, a wrinkled garment is a crime!

Yolanda has been my housekeeper, accomplice and friend for twenty years now. She rearranges my belongings, leaving little jokes, removes dust and fingerprints and generally rules the roost when it comes to the state of my house. In addition, neither I nor any houseguest can leave the house without meeting with her discerning eye. and if she spots a wrinkle, you can be sure she’ll whip the iron out and insist that it be dealt with. I’ve never yet won an argument to the contrary.

The Ragtag Daily Prompt today is Iron

“Landslide,” for RDP

Okay, I can’t help it. This prompt seems just created for me, so I have to rerun this blog from 2007, when I experienced my very own landslide of gigantic proportions that luckily crashed down on either side of me, sparing my house.  Avalanche, landslide–same thing.

AVALANCHE. 1. : a large mass of snow, ice, earth, rock, or other material in swift motion down a mountainside or over a precipice. (Merriam-Webster Dictionary)

                                                    AFTER THE AVALANCHE

September 14, 2007,at 4:25 a.m., a tremendous long rolling peal of thunder awakens me. I see no lightning, and immediately have visions of two nights ago, when a long stampede of boulders the size of refrigerators and cars had crashed down the mountain I live on from far above, their progress oiled by two water spouts which had picked up water from the lake and then lifted to the mountainside above to release torrents of water over the already rain-soaked mountains.

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Gathering momentum, this raging river of water tore through two arroyos that run a block on either side of my house, ripping up trees in their paths, they ground up roots and bark into tangles of fiber which mixed with the mud. They shot through culverts, bursting them like boils, took cobblestones down with them, carved new super riverbeds out of former roads, exposed water pipes, ripped stone walls apart to join the mass of water and stone, left giant walls of piled boulders ten and fifteen feet high in their wake.

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Boulders the size of refrigerators and cars and bulldozers broke through the garden wall of a house two houses away from me and pushed a car through the bedroom wall.

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A sea of mud and water followed it, shoving all the furniture against the back wall, breaking glass doors and windows to flood out into the backyard. Another boulder took out half of the house and crashed through the neighbor’s wall, then curved to take out two giant metal gates.

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A colossal grandmother tree from across the street, uprooted by the force of stone and water, snagged between the broken wall and one remaining support from the gate.

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The gate is ultimately found a block away, caught by a boulder wall which replaced gates torn from the Raquet Club.  Behind the tall fence of boulders, a sign ironically proclaims that the Raquet Club is “Closed.” (This is not a spelling mistake.  The Spanish spelling of “racquet” is “raquet” so I really do live in the “Raquet Club.”)

P9120090Below, more boulders are deposited beside either side of the road.. The guard kiosks and gates are swept away. From above, the road as far as I have been able to see it, looks like a river bed piled with boulders, its banks littered with broken houses, uprooted cement electrical poles, half buried cars and bent metal doors, downed street lights and water pipes.

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All of this had occurred during a 15 minute period, from 6 to 6:15 a.m. just two mornings before. It was still dark when inhabitants of the Raquet Club had been awakened by the noise. Some described it as a freight train, others as a jet flying low above. To me, it was like fifteen minutes of thunder, on all sides, accompanied by rain but no lightening. At first light, I heard a loud banging on my gate. I opened it to a neighbor. Wet to the skin beneath a black garbage sack he’d ripped neck and arm holes in, he directed me out into the street, in spite of the driving rain. “Judy, don’t faint, but come see. Come see that the Raquet Club will never be the same. Now don’t panic, but come see what has happened.” When we rounded the corner, I looked down a street that was a river of mud, knee-high.

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At the other end of the block, high boulders obscured the view, but I could see water shooting above the boulders. The mud was too high to proceed far, but after I’d gone in to get my high rubber boots, I could wade far enough down the block to see that the gates and the little park and tree on the corner to the left were all gone, had been gouged out like the road to form a wide river of churning mud and boulders. I searched for my neighbor’s gates in vain. They were gone, along with half of her rented house.

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Later, I was to learn that the 86 year old woman who owned the house had died in Guadalajara two weeks before, struck by a car while crossing the street. For the six years I’d lived here, she had been catching the bus from Guadalajara to come collect the rent, walking the ¾ of a mile up the steep mountainside to collect the rent or to harangue the gardener. I was glad she had been spared the spectacle of her house broken in two. Countless people had tried to buy it, at least before the megalithic house had been built below it, blocking its view. Now it was only her heirs who would regret her decision not to sell.

Later in the day, most roads outside of a square block or two blocked, my neighbors and I trudged around the Raquet Club to see the further devastation. One house was swept away into the arroyo to the west of me. This arroyo had also undermined other houses, whose inhabitants were being evacuated. It had also picked away like a scab a huge retaining wall filled with fill that ran along the western size of the arroyo. The wall, five feet thick and an entire lot long, had luckily not yet been built upon. Wall and fill were now gone–tumbled down the mountainside.

Further below in the pueblo of San Juan Cosala, rivers of mud blanketed the carretera.

Boulders plunged through houses, leaving gaping holes. Two days later, the paved road looked like a dirt road as villagers all arrived with shovels to try to dig out the road. Announcements had been made in Jocotepec and other nearby villages and countless citizens could be seen walking down the road, shovels in hand. Trucks arrived carrying clothes donations and blankets. Roads to Ajijic were closed due to heavy equipment movement, but within 24 hours, graders and bulldozers had been brought in to move the giant boulders blocking the road above the service entrance of the Raquet Club and within 24 hours, it was possible to ford the river that now blocked the road and to drive down the boulder strewn streets out of the back entrance to the Raquet Club.

As we drove in my friend’s pickup, we could see the lake clearly from the careterra. The lake that six years ago was a quarter mile distant from the town now lapped against her skirts. After so many years praying for rain and a full lake, people were now praying for it to cease.

Now, at 6:20 A.M., 48 hours after the deluge, rain again pounds on my roof. Surveillance trucks drive by my house every 15 minutes or so, patrolling the few streets they have access to in search of problems or looters or those in need of aid.

A block away, two cars lie under piles of stone. The inhabitants who owned them exited their house through second story terraces and windows, the entrance to their house sealed like a tomb with giant rocks.

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The first day after the avalanche, hard-hatted emergency workers wandered the streets like lost children, clean shovels in hand. As my two female friends and I shoveled mud and water, trying to open a channel to the vast lake of knee-high mud in our street, they stopped to ask us if we were all right. One asked, “Do you speak Spanish?” When I answered, “Si, poquito,’” he exclaimed, “Thank God!” and lapsed into a flood of Spanish. I take it he had been wandering around all day talking to Gringos who didn’t understand what he was saying. I understood about one third of what he was saying to me. When I asked him to help us, he said that machines would come to do that later and he walked on. Hours later, he and his group came by walking in the other direction, their shovels still pristine. That entire day, the only people I saw working to clear anything were my two female neighbors and me, and then the Mexican man house-sitting next door, who came to wield the wheelbarrow that we were using to remove mud and tree roots to an adjoining lot.

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The next day was filled with emergency workers and firemen from Guadalajara, Zapopan, Morelia and other towns even more distant. Helicopters circled overhead, examining the dangers of even more rocks and mud balanced above, ready to roll down the same arroyos. Residents were evacuated. Bulldozers gouged a hole into the stone barrier that separated our street from the new river that has replaced our downward sloping street, and the lake of mud started to flow into the river, lowering the mud level to only ankle high. Looky-loos arrived from down below, climbing up the long mile or so of road to our level, where the worst devastation seems to have occurred. Oblivious to people climbing up from below, bulldozer operators opened up channels so streams of mud and water trickled down from above. Although the cars of anyone but residents were being blocked from entering the San Juan Cosala and Raquet Club area, no one seemed to be barring foot traffic from entering the work zones. Then, with no warning, a new stream of mud shot out from a break in a wall that lay below an area being cleared out by bulldozers, I jumped out of the way. At this time, as all other times in Mexico, people were expected to watch out for themselves.

Neighbors adjacent to the arroyo and the street which is now an arroyo have told me of being awakened two mornings ago by a gigantic rumbling and shaking of their house. Standing in the dark on their balcony above the street, they heard and caught images by flashlight of boulders tumbling down and tearing up the street. They heard their neighbor’s house demolished by the boulder which then broke through their own wall and rolled toward the wall of the house below the balcony they were standing on. Luckily, it deflected off another boulder and rolled to the left to crash through their gates instead.

Looking by flashlight across the road, they imagined their neighbors’ houses to be gone, but later discovered by the light of day that they were instead hidden from view by a wall of giant boulders that had replaced their former stone walls.

For me, a block away from the devastation on each side of me, the entire experience of the avalanche was one of sound. A complete silence, then a solid thunderous drumming that I took to be rain on all the rooftops around me, or lightening-free thunder…solid and uninterrupted for 15 minutes.

A friend a few blocks below me talks of hurricane force winds, but above, it was deadly silent except for the rain. I think perhaps she experienced the tornado down below which had siphoned water from the lake before lifting above my house to release the water in the mountains above.

I have been told that a local newspaper reported that there were twin waterspouts. I had heard these tornadoes which sucked up water from the lake were a yearly occurrence up until six years ago, when I moved here. One had caused massive slides in El Limon. Another old-timer tells us that a mud and rock slide of this dimension hadn’t happened above San Juan Cosala in the area where the Raquet Club now exists for two hundred years.

For the two days after the event, occasional clusters of inhabitants walk down the mountainside, picking their way over boulders and through mud, suitcases in hand. Some are being evacuated. Others have decided their vacation homes are no vacation at all without electricity, phones or Internet, not to mention roads.

By 9 o’clock p.m., the second day after the disaster, I am sitting at my neighbor’s table sharing a stone soup comprised of the contents of our cumulative rapidly-thawing freezers. Suddenly, the lights flicker on. We can’t believe it! With half the poles down, they have reinstated the electricity in less than 48 hours! This is efficiency beyond our dreams. I return to my own house to find electricity but no water. The switch on my water pump seems to have burned out, since it probably ran without ceasing while pumping no water.

I again don my waders and slosh through sucking ankle-high mud to close the doors of my absent neighbor’s refrigerator, which I have hours before emptied of its soggy contents, leaving the doors open. Since I have forgotten to unplug it, it now churns cold air out into the kitchen, it’s sad remnants of pickle jars dripping the sweat of water unable to refreeze in this exposed condition.

Now, at exactly 48 hours after the main event, all is calm. No wind, rain or thunder. Within an hour or two, it will begin to get light and I’ll go out to see what all the fuss was about. Was it really thunder or has the threatening wall of mud and stone above finally released? I hope this long climax of waiting is finally over so we can get back to the clearing up. There will be a long year of reconstruction, further assessments to property owners, meetings, arguments, and cooperation between neighbors.

Hopefully, those evacuated will be restored to us. Hopefully, lost houses are fully insured. It would be wonderful if the clubhouse and pool, now filled with mud, were insured, but I doubt it.

Selfishly, I am relieved that my own house, fully insured, is untouched. Down below in the pueblo, the church bells toll. I hope it is calling the people to an early mass instead of announcing a death. There have been various reports of dead and missing: From 2 people to 125 people to no deaths. I hope the latter is true. I hope the village shares my luck in being close to disaster that they have somehow escaped the severest results of.

Afterwards

Happily, although a number of people were washed out of their houses and into the lake in the village down below, there were no deaths and only a few injuries reported.   It is now eight years since this horrendous occurrence and in that time, no other events of this magnitude have occurred. Perhaps the mountain has flushed it’s debris and it will be another hundred years before it again purges itself, but Proteccion Civil—the Mexican civil defense organization—remembering the excesses of the past, issued a warning just a couple of weeks ago, on the day before Hurricane Patricia was to reach us, that residents of three streets, including mine, should evacuate their houses. As difficult as this was in the pouring rain, with three dogs, I did so. Although it proved to be a false call, my memory of the devastation that had occurred in just 15 minutes a few years before made me not question their call.

P.S.: Since this is a reblog of an earlier blog, it has now been 17 years since this landslide happened. We’ve had one more that wasn’t as catastrophic as this one, but that still destroyed roads, washing boulders down from the mountains along with tons of water, washing away cobblestones, floating cars down the mountainside and burying them in crevasses. Ah, nature…

 

For RDP ” Landslide.”

Water Whistles for RDP

These are all water whistlles. Fill them with water and blow in the tail and each creates bird songs.  You can vary the pitch and number of sounds produced by how hard you blow and in what sequence. The little one was a Cracker Jacks prize, I believe. I’ve had it since I was small. The others are Mexican handicrafts purchased at arts and crafts fairs.

For RDP Whistle

“I Used to Eat Red” For RDP, “Whistle.”

                                                                  I Used to Eat Red

daily life color108 (1)My sister Patti and I, posed by my older sister Betty.  Those are “the” cherry trees behind us. The fact that we were wearing dresses suggests we were just home from Sunday school and church, our souls bleached as white as our shoes and socks!

 I used to eat red
from backyard cherry trees,
weave yellow dandelions
into cowgirl ropes
to lariat my Cheyenne uncle.

I once watched dull writhing gold
snatched from a haystack by its tail,
held by a work boot
and stilled by the pitchfork of my dad
who cut me rattles while I didn’t watch.

I felt white muslin bleached into my soul
on Sunday mornings in a hard rear pew,
God in my pinafore pocket
with a picture of Jesus
won from memorizing psalms.

But it was black I heard at midnight from my upstairs window––
the low of cattle from the stock pens

on the other side of town––
the long and lonely whine of diesels on the road
to the furthest countries of my mind.

Where I would walk
burnt sienna pathways
to hear green birds sing a jungle song,
gray gulls call an ocean song,
peacocks cry the moon

until I woke to shade-sliced yellow,
mourning doves still crooning midnight songs of Persia
as I heard morning
whistled from a meadowlark
half a block away.

And then,
my white soul in my shorts pocket,
plunging down the stairs to my backyard,
I used to eat red,
pick dandelions yellow.

 (This is a reworking of a poem from my book Prairie Moths.) 

For RDP Whistle

At the Olympics Awards Ceremony (For RDP)

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At the Olympics Awards Ceremony

You are the one we’d love to beat.
We train, we strain, we sweat. We cheat.
Anything to win the heat
and gain the glory of your defeat.
You are so handsome, fit and neat.
Sure of hand and swift of feet,
with fame and glory, you are replete—
the hero of each match and meet.

You are not boastful, do not bleat
your successes down every street.
You are humble and discreet.
You do not replay and repeat
each mile covered. Nor do you greet
those you’ve defeated when we meet
with prideful leer or smile cloying—
but still, we find your fame annoying.

You win each medal, then repeat
year after year at every meet.
Your well-toned muscles, hair like wheat,
make you every lady’s treat––
propel you to the winner’s seat,
your win made obvious and concrete
while those below complain and cuss.
Could you not leave some fame for us???

For RDP, The Olympics

Tough Love for RDP, June 22, 2024

Tough Love

By her violent hurricanes and the ice caps’ thaw,
by the massive flooding and the hungry maw
of fires burning cruelly, devouring trees and houses,
she tries to rid the human race of habits it espouses.
Mother Nature’s angry and she’s tried to let us know,
but still we do not listen, for we are rather slow.
We’ve been such naughty children, not picking up our toys.
Perhaps we’ll get the message from new tactics she deploys.

From Wuhan to Limerick, we’re forced to stay inside,
reading the statistics of how many more have died.
She takes away our playthings: airplanes and sailing ships,
closes all our restaurants, taking away our tips.
She shuts down all the factories, cleaning up the air
so we could breathe again outside, if only we could dare.
Hunkered down inside our homes, we try to find diversions.
No NBA games, but fewer temperature inversions.

We do not flood the roadways, tossing out our trash.
We avoid bars and restaurants, hoarding all our cash.
Give up all the driving—the freeway’s frantic rush,
avoiding the container stores and the mall’s mad crush.
With Amazon delivering only vital things,
we resurrect the pleasures that tradition brings.
Monopoly, Parcheesi, Pick-up-sticks and Rook.
Brother builds a model plane. Sis picks up a book.

Mom recycles plastic and refuses to buy more.
All excessive packaging piles up in every store
until they learn that they can go back to what once was
and rid the world of garbage, doing it because
we do not own the world you see. Instead, the world owns us.
We are just the part of it creating all the fuss.
Maybe if we clean our rooms, our mom will let us play
outside again with others, one unpolluted day.

For RDP: Tough

Polka Dot Addendum for RDP Wednesday

In this morning’s post, I mentioned a polka dot prom dress my oldest sister wore and that my middle sister wore as a costume for her birthday costume party the year she turned 13. She is the last one on the right in the first photo. She even has a dance card tied to her wrist! I just found a picture of her in it as well as a picture I’d forgotten of me in a polka dot prom dress as well!  Except I think I was just dressing up in my sister’s because although it was four years later, I was just 13 years old as well.  That said, here is my polka dot addendum.

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RDP Wednesday – POLKA DOTS

Polka Dots

 

For RDP: Polka Dots

“Nocturnal Shuffle” for RDP

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Midnight Minuet

Sneaking down the unlit hall,
we take turns answering nature’s call,
awaiting our own turn to sneak
to the john to have a leak.

In the darkness, we repeat
this rather tricky hourly feat.
Him, then her, then me at last.
So are our nightly ramblings cast.

It is not choice that brings us here
to void ourselves of pop or beer.
In fact, a full night’s sleep we seek—
our intentions strong, but bladders weak.

At eleven, twelve and one and two,
sleeping is what we’d rather do.
Instead, we do-si-do—just missing
the next sojourner bent on pissing!

 

This poem is dedicated to all of those over sixty who find themselves taking more nightly journeys down the hall than in the past. Perhaps, like me, you are a houseguest. If so, there is no avoiding the nocturnal shuffle if your hosts, like you, are of a certain age.

 

 

The Ragtag Daily Prompt is Nocturnal