Bare Necessities
I scream, I cry, I moan, I curse.
My pleas for help are curt and terse.
I look around for something worse,
then lift the sofa just to rehearse.
I quote the Bible–both psalm and verse,
request a doctor, request a nurse,
predict they’ll need to call a hearse.
Why must its contents be so diverse?
I grit my teeth. Then lift my purse!
lifelessons - a blog by Judy Dykstra-Brown 
And what a great-looking purse it is!
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Ha.. I think it is time for me to order a new one. How long have I had this one?
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That was very funny – love it!
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Very different to Disney
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I’m sure many of us ladies can relate. Just asking ….but are you sure you have just the bare necessities in here? 🙂
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Yes, of course. Never know what might occur and you need to be able to meet any challenge.
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Love that you are always prepared.
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When Bob and I did shows, everyone always came to us if they forgot anything because we were always prepared for everything!
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Perfect!
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I see you carry your life on your shoulder – lol
Connie
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I pick up my bag and groan under the weight. Why is it so heavy? Well … the camera, lens, extra batteries. Cell phone. Two pairs of glasses. Wallet. Check book (you never know). Keys. And maybe a book or a Kindle. Notebook. Pens. Important medications. Business cards. It never gets lighter, just heavier and I need EVERYTHING.
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Uh huh! As I said… the bare necessities.
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‘I grit my teeth. Then lift my purse!”
I hope you can make it through Home Land Security at the airport while you’re carrying a deadly weapon
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Grin. Aren’t you afraid you’ll lose your cell phone?
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Looks like my keys are more in peril than my cellphone. Actually, I carry them both inside, usually. The photo was a bit staged! I often carry my laptop in it as well.
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