Off-Kilter

img_2063Nude Descending the Beach. Wall sculpture and photo, jdb

Off-Kilter

Who cares if your bangs are uneven,
your hem hanging down on the left?
If the picture frame’s a bit off-kilter,
who here would feel most bereft?

Who fusses and dithers whenever
the pizza’s unevenly cleft,
or in the new rug he just purchased,
if the warp is not square with the weft?

When it comes to most talents,
he’s not especially deft.
He has little talent at singing,
and he has neither looks, charm nor heft.

Yet if your smile is crooked,
my dear, I fear you are effed.
for with our friend “Even Steven,”
a mil off is as bad as a theft.

 

The prompt today is “uneven.”

2 thoughts on “Off-Kilter

  1. Marilyn Armstrong

    I feel blessed that “being on the square” has never been one of my obsessions. Sometimes, I look at all the paintings and other wall hangings and realize that each frame is at a different angle. Anyone with OCD would go nuts in this house 🙂 But it suits us. We are both very uneven!

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