She fancies herself a raconteur while others find her boring.
Just when they should be laughing, too often they are snoring.
The topics that she chooses are usually wrong,
and the details she finds scintillating just strung out too long.
When she speaks in public, the chairs empty out fast.
Even sell-out audiences simply do not last.
She could have done much better if she’d studied elocution,
As it is, her listeners vote for electrocution.
Prompt: write a poem that looks at the same thing from various points of view. http://www.napowrimo.net/day-six-5/