More Hats

I couldn’t help it. I kept finding more hats in my photo files, so I had to share more with you! In penance, I wrote a new homage to hats named “Hat Envy.” You’ll find it after the photos. Click to enlarge. If you are on Facebook, you’ll only see a few photos and no poems unless you click on the title of the blog or the URL.

Hat Envy

Please tell me where you got your hat,
for I must have one just like that!
Are you sure it is unique?
Perhaps if I could have a peek
at the label, I could find
its maker to make two-of-a-kind.

You’re leaving? Then, sir, would you mind
if I just happened to walk behind?
If there’s no label, perhaps I could
see if your hat fits me good.

If I just tried it on a minute
I could see how I look in it!

You shake your head and walk away.
How rude of you, I have to say!
You say you do not want to see
the hat on you on top of me?
Keep it then, you silly nerd!
Upon reflection, your hat’s absurd!

 

For more hats, look HERE.

 

 

10 thoughts on “More Hats

  1. Pingback: Clothes Make the Man, but Women Make the Clothes | lifelessons – a blog by Judy Dykstra-Brown

      1. lwbut

        Some are referred to as Spider head massagers – i think it suits! 🙂

        Now you’ve gotten me thinking…. and i just recalled the name of the first one i ever saw/used….

        … it was called….

        An Orgasmatron!

        Outrageous indeed! 😀

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