If You Break My Piñata
Bug wumples and persnickadoodles.
Gyre-whipped and Polka-dotted.
When I jiggled the piñata of my center-brain,
that’s what fell out.
There’s a whole world in there that’s as open as free love, and
no whippersnapper’s gonna convince me of the opposite.
Why plod when you can boogiesnatch?
Why mince when you can frollope?
Some bug-eyes sit on the fence and just watch the world go by,
but I say you gotta join in the parade.
Shake your wigglewaggle and gyrate your genombres.
They like it that way. They been boxed up too long.
You got a bundersnatch cowering in your credenza.
Open the door and let it boogie out.
It will educate you about the flibberdaddles and teach you the fandango.
Your hips will not know what to do with all they will teach them.
Your toes will flippietoe and your fingers will twiddle.
Your eyeballs will roll in their sockets and your teeth will chatterbox.
Knock-kneed and pigeon-toed, you’ll mince and you’ll canter.
Things will fall from your memory like wrapped candies from a piñata.
You will find toys and prizes and weird hats to change your future.
You will find wind-up creatures that you can wind into life
so they become realer than reality:
blop doodles and freinoys that will perch on your shoulder and execute the tango.
Curlicues to burrow into your ears and open you up to a new kind of music
where the notes are laughter and the rests are heaven.
If you don’t want any of this, then don’t swing your stick at my piñata,
‘cuz if you do and if you are successful,
it will be nothing short of strandacious.
The weak of heart need not play.
This is the dVerse Poets prompt: Say you were going to write a personal ad and didn’t want to waste your or anyone else’s time with a clichéd list of “best qualities”, acronyms on status, race, and sex, or interests such as “love taking long walks on the beach.” (Who doesn’t?) You can write your ad looking for a potential life partner or, visualize your fallen apart soul that has crumbled along life’s rugged path and you are trying to gather all the pieces to become whole once more. Honesty behooves you and your ‘missing part’ as it is the only way to attract that which you seek. Write a poem that only your intended audience will get. Show them who you are, not who you want the world to see.
This is the best thing I’ve read all day. I love the double entendre of the end. Excellent!
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Ha!!! Happy to hear this. There were so many excellent poems where they took the subject completely seriously that I felt a bit irreverent by comparison.
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Nice lines: “You will find wind-up creatures that you can wind into life
so they become realer than reality”
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Wow, your plants is a lot more exciting than mine!
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Hi. Something lost in translation. Did you mean “plants?”
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I love the joyous tone of your piece!
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Thanks, Jo. Every year brings more of an excuse to be eccentric.
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Love it! And love the irreverance of it! But what is persnickadoodle? Is it related to my son’s favorite snickerdoodle cookies?
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Yes, but a very specialized recipe for especially persnickity eaters.
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I should’ve thought of that!
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Ha. I was afraid you’d ask for my recipe for chocolate chip cookie brownies. They were out of a box!
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That was a good box you picked, then, because they look scrumptious!
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Sadly, they weren’t You had to make cookies and drop them on top of the brownies, but the cookies cooked faster and the brownies were not fully cooked on the bottom. I happen to not be a fan of raw cookie or brownie dough, so they were a bit gross. I ended up cooking them a bit more in a skillet, but they weren’t the best. Oh well. They worked for a photo for my prompt at least.. ha.
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They look beautiful, though. I would’ve baked the brownies for a few minutes before dropping cookies on top, I guess, but it’s such an interesting idea.
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I know. I thought the same, later, but the instructions didn’t so instruct!! I should have gotten your opinion first…But, they all got eaten, just the same.
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Oh goody! And enjoyed all the same, I am sure!
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You get the award for the most unusual words to tell a story. Enjoyed!
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Ha. Is there a cash prize involved, Roger?
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I sent it! Did it get lost in the mail????
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Darn.. Those stagecoach robberies between the U.S. and Mexico are rampant.
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So fundifolus it makes me sparkelifry 💥 !!! This was so fun, alas, I only understand single entendre, and I am not even sure that is a thang 🤔… so fun fun, and great advice too! 💜 it, absolutely superlativittilates!
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Ha.. You are into the spirit, Lona!!
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Yes I’ve been repossessed 🙂
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What can I say – great fun and I thoroughly enjoyed it!
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So glad you enjoyed it, Kim.
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whimsically irreverant and well written, loved the tongue in cheek tone. Brava!
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Thanks, oldepunk!
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Ha.. love this dance of joyful kaddbaloo
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So I see you speak the language.
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Oh, Oh, OH!!!! I am so late to the reading (again!) . Too much travel and company BUT so so glad to find this. Don’t break my piñata!!! LOVE every last word of this! I’m printing it and putting on my bulletin board😊 Love the spirit of it, the fun with words, the energy! I should be more specific here but suffice it to say I was grinning ear to ear through the entire read and then out came (really, out loud), a YES! at the end. You made my day!😊🎉
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No better treat for any writer than that someone installs their words on their wall!!! I will be so happy to be part of your daily life.
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This is such a fun read.
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Thanks, paean, and thanks for giving me practice in writing paean, because I can never remember how!
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You are welcome Judy. It is such a pleasure to visit your blog.
You can call me Punam, which is my given name(though I am sure that too will be tough to remember 😀)!
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Ha. I am terrible. I have facial blindness and a terrible memory for names! It is so embarrassing as it seems to indicate a lack of interest in people, but that is not true at all. It is just a disability like any other.. One you have to devise tricks to deal with.
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Ha ha! What’s in the name as the bard said. You can call me anything or nothing at all. 😂
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